The i.Con Smart Condom Ring, described as “wearable tech for the bedroom”
Is there anyone out there who’s said
As they’re taking a lover to bed
“If I only could track
What I do on my back,
I can’t keep these stats in my head”?
John Moynes
Pic: i.con
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Hmmm do I really want to record my 3-4 minute performances?
Nobody likes a braggart.
:-)
Now that’s a proper Stocking Filler
You’d be getting alerts to your phone every time Mr Frilly had an oul shuffle.
In the words of that famous wordsmith Sir william connolly “wild horsees couldn’t drag my arse in the opposite direction”