Or whatever you’re having yourself.
Designer Fergus O’Neill, of Grand Grand Grand Grand, writes:
“The WANKER mug is printed NORTHSIDE WANKER one side and SOUTHSIDE WANKER the other.
“Depending in which hand you hold your beverage you can either proclaim your wankerness or preside in judgement over someone in your company from the wrong side of the compass. An inlaw or your spouse or fellow co-worker, etc.”
The mug is €10 and available here
“The other mug ‘LETS KEEP THE RECOVERY GOING’ pays homage to the great diktat of our time. It gives you a big thumbs-up and a ‘bualadh bos’ on the other side so you know how great you’re doing.
“This is a mug for people that get up early in the morning even though they all partied and who don’t get anything for nothing.”
The mug is also €10 and available here
Fergus kindly adds:
I have 4 Wanker mugs and 4 Recovery mugs to give away.
To win a Wanker mug, just tell me who you think the biggest wanker in Ireland is.
To win a Recovery mug, tell me your fondest political slogan.
Irish-made stocking fillers to firstname.lastname@example.org marked ‘Irish-made stocking fillers’. No fee.