Or whatever you’re having yourself.
Designer Fergus O’Neill, of Grand Grand Grand Grand, writes:
“The WANKER mug is printed NORTHSIDE WANKER one side and SOUTHSIDE WANKER the other.
“Depending in which hand you hold your beverage you can either proclaim your wankerness or preside in judgement over someone in your company from the wrong side of the compass. An inlaw or your spouse or fellow co-worker, etc.”
The mug is €10 and available here
Fergus adds:
“The other mug ‘LETS KEEP THE RECOVERY GOING’ pays homage to the great diktat of our time. It gives you a big thumbs-up and a ‘bualadh bos’ on the other side so you know how great you’re doing.
“This is a mug for people that get up early in the morning even though they all partied and who don’t get anything for nothing.”
The mug is also €10 and available here
Meanwhile…
Fergus kindly adds:
I have 4 Wanker mugs and 4 Recovery mugs to give away.
To win a Wanker mug, just tell me who you think the biggest wanker in Ireland is.
To win a Recovery mug, tell me your fondest political slogan.
Answers below.
Irish-made stocking fillers to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘Irish-made stocking fillers’. No fee.
This’ll be good.
Careful now – people have been banned for less. Kind of.
You’re on your last-ish warning….
Definitely Eamonn Manley:
http://film.britishcouncil.org/the-most-fertile-man-in-ireland
Coarse. It’s funny because it’s coarse, is that it ? how very modern Ireland.
For me it’s definitely Simon Harris’s ‘Refreshing Future for Wicklow’
https://www.irishtimes.com/polopoly_fs/1.2529912.1455131454!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_620_330/image.jpg
The greatest political slogan of recent times has to be Bertie’s “A Lot Done, More to Do”
It still makes me laugh.
I use that phrase regularly.
da Bert working himself into a lather with his other free hand firmly clenching his northern w*nker mug
I always laughed at Irish Rail’s “We’re not there yet but we’re getting there”.
Yeah, I know it wasn’t a political slogan…
That one is brilliant. It’s basically Ireland’s transport network in a nutshell.
“No matter what you’re told, We have to clean the mould”
has ta’ be
Bring Back Jack!
as for wanker
I dunno I think yer man Trump probably qualifies
although Charger Salmon would give’im a right oul’ run
Kenny Egan , for the blushirts, with the slogan “Keeping it real”
I posted before I saw your’s dav! Promise!
no worries,
Surely Barry Egan
It has to be the person that stuck chewing gum under the library table I’m currently procrastinating at.
And fondest political slogan would have to be Kenneth Egan’s, ‘keeping it real’
Put Willie In
No.1
https://lovindublin.com/feature/19-things-that-could-only-happen-in-irish-politics-1/amp
Biggest wanker= R. Mullen
Self-care is the answer for Mr M
#irishweinstein Michael McColgan is the biggest. But he’ll never w**k in this town again.
Michael Noonan
Not a slogan but I like it anyway…..how can you tell if a politician is lying…their lips are moving.
Wanker Mug – Sooo many to choose from, so how about Monaghan Councillor Hugh McElvaney, got caught on video asking for E10,000 for planning favours, a wanker because somehow he still holds office, famous for some great hand gestures and “I want loadza money”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgRznrUwS0k
We’ve had the cowboys, now let’s have the Indian!
Least likeable, too many to choose from but “Vision, with purpose” is up there
The biggest wanker in Ireland is the first person who claims one of these posts is defamatory.
(Example used for illustration as part of this freebie comp only, grade of wankership may vary and is dependent on volatility of personalities mentioned, terms and conditions always apply)
Slogan – Shatter – “Truth Honesty Integrity” (LOL)
Terence Flanagan – Renua – “Keeping Howth Alive”
Enda Kenny – “I’ll lead a government that works as hard as you- Fine Gael- On your side ”
Eamon Gilmore – “Frankfurt’s Way or Labour’s Way”
Best slogan: Sean Clerkin of the “The Christian Principles Party” who ran in the 1991 Local Elections in Drumcondra. – ‘Jobs for Youth-Not Condoms’
Full election leaflet here: https://irishelectionliterature.com/2009/09/09/christian-principles-party-jobs-for-youth-not-condoms/
He was the Ronan Mullen of his day.
Biggest wanker must be our own Leo Vradkar or possibly Frances giving him a reach-around while she was on his back all last week
Biggest wanker: Conor McGregor. He may be an insanely skilled fighter but he’s no Ali. Ali may have been over the top in his boasting but he also took on serious issues like when he pointed out during the Vietnam war that “No Vietnamese ever called me a nigger”. With McGregor you get racism, telling a black fighter to “dance for me boy” and when called out on it claiming he couldn’t be racist because he was black from the waist down. Then homophobic remarks while hiding behind the fact he tweeted in support of the Yes Equality campaign. He has a massive media presence and could actually use that to intervene on issues but instead acts like a overgrown 3 year old (not to mention total prat) at just about every opportunity he gets. Total WANKER.
dav
…cannot believe nobody has invoked the greatest slogan of all time …Arise and follow Charlie!
http://www.politics.ie/forum/elections/71036-vote-paul-mcadam-well-session-through-recession.html
David Norris.
The mug is €10 and available here…it’s you!