My 74 year old grandmother bought Christmas baubles in Dunnes Stores, which I have just realised upon decorating her tree that unbeknownst to her upon purchase, they are in fact, lavender glitter G-strings.
Wishing everyone a kinky Christmas this holiday season. pic.twitter.com/saLDl4vcwa
— Alex. (@Alex_Bermingham) December 11, 2017
(H/T: Sheila Larkin)