Bite His Head Off

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Would you like to ravish him under your tree?

Read on.

Lia writes:

There’s something special about Lindt chocolate. Whether it’s a moment of bliss after a long day at work, a treat after dinner or something special under the Christmas tree and this season the master chocolatiers have been hard at work creating a brand-new selection of sumptuous gifts.

As ever, Lindt continues to bring innovation to the market and this year see’s the launch of the Lindor Christmas Tree the adorable Lindt TEDDY and for the dark chocolate lovers, the Lindt Excellence Advent Calendar (all link below).

To celebrate this and the festive period generally, we have TWO Lint 1kg Santas to give away.

One for you and one for a Broadsheet commenter of your choice.

Just complete this sentence:

‘Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to________________because_________________’

Lines MUST close at 6.25pm MIDNIGHT

Lindt Ireland

47 thoughts on “Bite His Head Off

  1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to Janet because she’s an aul dote

    1. mildred st. meadowlark

      Just give me a 1kg Santa now and give the other to the lads at BS because it’s Christmas and I’d like to show them some appreciation.

          1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            To be honest, I made Babyandy love it coz it’s a bangin’ choon.
            I’m slightly less fond of it now, admittedly.

          2. Killian G

            PSSSSSTTTTT

            I think Mrs St. Meadowlark was suggesting you have both spent a lot of time licking things.

          3. mildred st. meadowlark

            I was NOT!
            (well maybe a little)

            Young mini meadowlark isn’t too keen on Hey Duggie anymore but I can’t pull her away from Show me show me.

            That stick song is on the damn tv now, btw.

  2. Joxer

    Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to Charger Salmons because he doesnt seem to have many friends and i would be worried that his christmas would be a round of crying chair and fulminating at the smiling irish he sees outside his window. the chocolate might bring a little sweetness to his life

  3. The Old Boy

    Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to Spaghetti Hoop because it might bribe her to come back into the body of the kirk.

    1. Bernie

      Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to Busted because he’s I enjoy his sassy contributions on BS. If I win and he doesn’t like chocolate, give it to The Old Boy as it would be better for him than all the Fray Bentos Pies that he’s been guzzling lately.

  4. Fiona

    Just give me a 1kg Santa and you can give the other one to Nigel because he is a gentleman and a scholar, always a bit zany and never bad-tempered, which counts for alot these days.

    1. Nigel

      Just give me a 1kg Santa and you can give the other one to Fiona because she nominated me and said nice things about me.

  5. Karina

    Just give me a 1kg Santa and give the other one to Andyourpointiswhatexactly? Because she is a cheeky wee doll with an answer for everything ;-)

  6. Papa P

    Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to Papa P_2 because he’s a total legend and in no way at all a second account created just so I can indulge myself on chocolate deliciousness.

  7. Naomi

    Just give me a 1kg Santa and give the other one to BB and his mini-me, may help bribe his little one to do his number 2s on his his own lol

  8. On The Buses

    ‘Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to my grandad because he died in 2013 and would have been so proud of my MBE, he married a catholic woman by the way’

  9. Paul

    Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to me as well because my new wife doesn’t like chocolate.

  10. Lush

    Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to Killian G because he makes me laugh.
    Or Janet, to share with her beau.
    Or Fluffy, cause I miss him.

  11. essexhian

    Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to Stephen Donnelly TD because he must have a headache with David Brent on his head!!!

  12. essexhian

    Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to Stephen Donnelly TD because he must have a headache with David Brent on his head!!!

  13. Harry Molloy

    ….and you can give the to whoever finds the missing wedding ring because there is no reward offered as of yet and people are mane

  14. bertie blenkinsop

    Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to my favourite broadsheet poster (you know who you are) because O you are the Sunday in every week.

  15. Daisy Chainsaw

    Just give one kg Santa to me and the other to me too because it’s Lindt and it’s too nice to share!!

  16. Verbatim

    Please, ‘Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to bertie blenkinsop because when he pops up I remember the Beano and eating smarties and he makes me laugh.’

  17. Brother Barnabas

    Just give Clampers Outside and Nigel the 1kg Santas. Over the year, their rambling, epic rows have been fun, informative, entertaining and educational. And aside from the time one called the other “a walking w@nk”, they’ve managed to be civil and humorous to one another during invariably bitter disagreements.

    Individually and as a duo, they’re a big part of BS.

    And another Santa has to go to Listrade – for obvious reasons (with a wink to Charger).

  18. Liam Deliverance

    Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to Bodger because he works hard, is a big part of Broadsheet and is probably under appreciated.

  19. Bertie Blenkinsop

    Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to Michael O’Leary because
    HAHAHAHAHAHA SICKENER! :)

  20. Yann

    Just give me a 1kg Santa now and you can give the other one to the first homeless person you meet outside your office.

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