Ah Tony
Christmas is all about vomiting out the same twee every year
get with it
Nice memory Queen Bee !
some old queen
Ah that’s where it came from so. I’m not perfect…. despite the rumors.
Anyways, I notice Charger has ignored the latest good news from old Blighty. Now that is really funny.
Pete
Nah the really funny thing is you for robbing a line off a cartoon you saw here like 8 days ago and trying to pass it off as your own getting busted and giving it all ‘pay no attention to the man behind the curtain’ comedy classic!
Bernie
Ah give over Pete, why so much fuss over a recycled joke? You must lead such a full life…
Pete
Haw haw! ‘Recycled’ no offence if you’re like some old queen’s bf or mate or fellow robber or whatnot but he thieved the joke and let on he made it up himself. And then got busted. Robbing like a big lying thief! Class!
some old queen
Where did I say it was my own? Jazus man… is that all you have to get wound up about? Seriously?
Yep
Nowhere did Queen claim they wrote the joke, Pete. I would hazard a guess the cartoon wasn’t the first time it was made either.
Well done you.
Pete
Are you all like in some kind of robbers club for thieving robbers? All jumping around and hooting like chimps to distract from the robbing? This is great craic altogether!
Yep
I’m NOT, nor have I EVER, been a member of the R.C.T.R and I’m disgusted with the accusation Petie.
Bernie
The Comedy Club awaits you, Pete, on you go now.
Pete
And you can toddle off to Arbour Hill with your thieving mates and fellow robber-aplologists, Bernie-poos!
Bernie
Take women now, do they? Things are looking up!
Pete
Yeah you can bring yer missus!
Bernie
As a heterosexual woman, I don’t know where to go with that but thanks for the heads up.
Charger Salmons
What news is this Brenda ?
some old queen
The news that the British Labour party will give enough to reverse the Stevie Wonder driven bus but still be able to play hard ball with the EU?
Charger Salmons
But the British Labour Party is in opposition trailing 60 seats being the current government and with little chance of an election for another four and a half years by which time Blighty will have Brexited the EU.
What could they possibly give and to whom that would make a blind bit of difference ?
The only thing they can play hardball with is Jezza having a game of pocket billiards.
This is the thing with Spud – he gobbles up the government spin that the Irish media regurgitates and doesn’t use his brain for much other than to wonder where his next pint and bag of curry chips is coming from and how he can pretend a cartoon is an original joke.
Pip pip !
Brother Barnabas
you’re painfully childish, charger
Yep
Curry chips in a bag? We’re not animals ye bleedin’ Tan.
Charger Salmons
That’s the spirit Spud.
Hoovering up a TRAY of curry chips while haranguing passersby with your flies open and your trousers showing a vast expanse of white sock outside a late-night chipper is your birthright.
Brother Barnabas
Curry chips are a few levels higher than the “nice bottle of South African pinotage” you thought was worthy of a boast, Charger. You’re a simpleton.
Charger Salmons
I’m sipping a glass of it now old cock.A big fat 14% stonker that washed down a nice rack of lamb and some roasties.
All things considered I think I prefer it to some curry chips.
But hey,whatever floats your late-night closing time favourite boat.
Pip pip !
I say,what ?
Then again, while BS DOES value me as a commenter, the whole ‘spud’ and ‘mick’ thing I do IS becoming quite tedious and aggressive. I better dial it back a little so as not to get banned outright.
Brother Barnabas
Are you, yeah?
It’s a cooking wine, you fool. And a poor quality one at that.
Warden of the Snort
You do know this is a parody account right Brother?
Charger Salmons
Hey BS – what say we come to a gentleman’s agreement ?
We treat anti-British racism on here the same way we get pissed off with potato references.
You dig ?
Nigel
Yes Broadsheet! When will the ‘George ‘ and ‘beany marmite’ references be brought to an end?
some old queen
@Charger. Are you honestly saying that the second largest party in Britain swinging to Remain won’t have a detrimental impact on Brexit? The Tories will eat each other.
Charger Salmons
On what evidence do you form the conclusion that Labour has changed its mind to Remain after fighting the general election on a Leave platform and a majority of their MPs being elected in Leave constituencies ?
GiggidyGoo
How is it that the subject matter of whistleblowers is always coming back to FG (the law and order partee)?
Keaveney sings (not necessarily in tune) and gets his reward from the top table.
‘Judge us on how we solve the housing crisis’. Well at least Daffy admits there’s a crisis. However, because it will never be solved under FG we can’t really judge what he is asking.
realPolithicks
They’ve already been judged on the housing crisis and been found to be extremely useless.
realPolithicks
An teashock varucah abusing his office already, what a shocker. The garda whistleblower better watch their back.
GiggidyGoo
And of course the denials. Well practiced, courtesy of the ‘Nothing to see in Tuam’ Agency
petey
i went through teashock when i discovered coffee.
Sheik Yahbouti
Kudos for the hint of politics, otherwise…..
Steph Pinker
If BS comments represent intelligent life on Earth, there’s no wonder a higher intelligence, such as ETs, choose not to engage with us.
Yep
I just farted.
Murtles
There used to be a fella in our secondary school who had three balls. We used to call him ET the Extra Testicle. Funny old world.
Jesus
What a mad range of top sheets
I see The Irish Mail is giving away TV W**k magazine.
Haha trying to claw back some of the pie for print media
+1, was the free pack of tissues last week?!
That came early.
You’d miss Hoops all the same.
naughty naughty bertie
weren’t you just saying the other day you wanted to be left out of this? :)
Wink Wink Nudge Nudge
Jesus, the Irish papers look like they were designed by a transition year student.
Looks like the pendulum has started to swing. It’s only a matter of time before Labour comes out in favour of Remain now.
Britons now back Remain over Leave by 10 points
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-second-referendum-latest-poll-remain-ten-points-leave-bmg-a8114406.html
Of course none of the papers are covering the main story today… about Santa.
Christmas was abruptly cancelled as three more elves and two reindeer came forward with allegations.
Brilliantly original stuff Queenie!
https://www.broadsheet.ie/2017/12/08/nomoresleeps/
How embarrassing
Scarlet for Queenie
Ah Tony
Christmas is all about vomiting out the same twee every year
get with it
Nice memory Queen Bee !
Ah that’s where it came from so. I’m not perfect…. despite the rumors.
Anyways, I notice Charger has ignored the latest good news from old Blighty. Now that is really funny.
Nah the really funny thing is you for robbing a line off a cartoon you saw here like 8 days ago and trying to pass it off as your own getting busted and giving it all ‘pay no attention to the man behind the curtain’ comedy classic!
Ah give over Pete, why so much fuss over a recycled joke? You must lead such a full life…
Haw haw! ‘Recycled’ no offence if you’re like some old queen’s bf or mate or fellow robber or whatnot but he thieved the joke and let on he made it up himself. And then got busted. Robbing like a big lying thief! Class!
Where did I say it was my own? Jazus man… is that all you have to get wound up about? Seriously?
Nowhere did Queen claim they wrote the joke, Pete. I would hazard a guess the cartoon wasn’t the first time it was made either.
Well done you.
Are you all like in some kind of robbers club for thieving robbers? All jumping around and hooting like chimps to distract from the robbing? This is great craic altogether!
I’m NOT, nor have I EVER, been a member of the R.C.T.R and I’m disgusted with the accusation Petie.
The Comedy Club awaits you, Pete, on you go now.
And you can toddle off to Arbour Hill with your thieving mates and fellow robber-aplologists, Bernie-poos!
Take women now, do they? Things are looking up!
Yeah you can bring yer missus!
As a heterosexual woman, I don’t know where to go with that but thanks for the heads up.
What news is this Brenda ?
The news that the British Labour party will give enough to reverse the Stevie Wonder driven bus but still be able to play hard ball with the EU?
But the British Labour Party is in opposition trailing 60 seats being the current government and with little chance of an election for another four and a half years by which time Blighty will have Brexited the EU.
What could they possibly give and to whom that would make a blind bit of difference ?
The only thing they can play hardball with is Jezza having a game of pocket billiards.
This is the thing with Spud – he gobbles up the government spin that the Irish media regurgitates and doesn’t use his brain for much other than to wonder where his next pint and bag of curry chips is coming from and how he can pretend a cartoon is an original joke.
Pip pip !
you’re painfully childish, charger
Curry chips in a bag? We’re not animals ye bleedin’ Tan.
That’s the spirit Spud.
Hoovering up a TRAY of curry chips while haranguing passersby with your flies open and your trousers showing a vast expanse of white sock outside a late-night chipper is your birthright.
Curry chips are a few levels higher than the “nice bottle of South African pinotage” you thought was worthy of a boast, Charger. You’re a simpleton.
I’m sipping a glass of it now old cock.A big fat 14% stonker that washed down a nice rack of lamb and some roasties.
All things considered I think I prefer it to some curry chips.
But hey,whatever floats your late-night closing time favourite boat.
Pip pip !
I say,what ?
Then again, while BS DOES value me as a commenter, the whole ‘spud’ and ‘mick’ thing I do IS becoming quite tedious and aggressive. I better dial it back a little so as not to get banned outright.
Are you, yeah?
It’s a cooking wine, you fool. And a poor quality one at that.
You do know this is a parody account right Brother?
Hey BS – what say we come to a gentleman’s agreement ?
We treat anti-British racism on here the same way we get pissed off with potato references.
You dig ?
Yes Broadsheet! When will the ‘George ‘ and ‘beany marmite’ references be brought to an end?
@Charger. Are you honestly saying that the second largest party in Britain swinging to Remain won’t have a detrimental impact on Brexit? The Tories will eat each other.
On what evidence do you form the conclusion that Labour has changed its mind to Remain after fighting the general election on a Leave platform and a majority of their MPs being elected in Leave constituencies ?
How is it that the subject matter of whistleblowers is always coming back to FG (the law and order partee)?
Keaveney sings (not necessarily in tune) and gets his reward from the top table.
‘Judge us on how we solve the housing crisis’. Well at least Daffy admits there’s a crisis. However, because it will never be solved under FG we can’t really judge what he is asking.
They’ve already been judged on the housing crisis and been found to be extremely useless.
An teashock varucah abusing his office already, what a shocker. The garda whistleblower better watch their back.
And of course the denials. Well practiced, courtesy of the ‘Nothing to see in Tuam’ Agency
i went through teashock when i discovered coffee.
Kudos for the hint of politics, otherwise…..
If BS comments represent intelligent life on Earth, there’s no wonder a higher intelligence, such as ETs, choose not to engage with us.
I just farted.
There used to be a fella in our secondary school who had three balls. We used to call him ET the Extra Testicle. Funny old world.
How did you find out he had three balls?