51 thoughts on “De Sunday Papers

      1. Warden of the Snort

        naughty naughty bertie

        weren’t you just saying the other day you wanted to be left out of this? :)

  1. some old queen

    Of course none of the papers are covering the main story today… about Santa.

    Christmas was abruptly cancelled as three more elves and two reindeer came forward with allegations.

      1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

        Ah Tony
        Christmas is all about vomiting out the same twee every year
        get with it
        Nice memory Queen Bee !

    1. some old queen

      Ah that’s where it came from so. I’m not perfect…. despite the rumors.

      Anyways, I notice Charger has ignored the latest good news from old Blighty. Now that is really funny.

      1. Pete

        Nah the really funny thing is you for robbing a line off a cartoon you saw here like 8 days ago and trying to pass it off as your own getting busted and giving it all ‘pay no attention to the man behind the curtain’ comedy classic!

          1. Pete

            Haw haw! ‘Recycled’ no offence if you’re like some old queen’s bf or mate or fellow robber or whatnot but he thieved the joke and let on he made it up himself. And then got busted. Robbing like a big lying thief! Class!

          2. some old queen

            Where did I say it was my own? Jazus man… is that all you have to get wound up about? Seriously?

          3. Yep

            Nowhere did Queen claim they wrote the joke, Pete. I would hazard a guess the cartoon wasn’t the first time it was made either.

            Well done you.

          4. Pete

            Are you all like in some kind of robbers club for thieving robbers? All jumping around and hooting like chimps to distract from the robbing? This is great craic altogether!

          5. Pete

            And you can toddle off to Arbour Hill with your thieving mates and fellow robber-aplologists, Bernie-poos!

        1. some old queen

          The news that the British Labour party will give enough to reverse the Stevie Wonder driven bus but still be able to play hard ball with the EU?

          1. Charger Salmons

            But the British Labour Party is in opposition trailing 60 seats being the current government and with little chance of an election for another four and a half years by which time Blighty will have Brexited the EU.
            What could they possibly give and to whom that would make a blind bit of difference ?
            The only thing they can play hardball with is Jezza having a game of pocket billiards.
            This is the thing with Spud – he gobbles up the government spin that the Irish media regurgitates and doesn’t use his brain for much other than to wonder where his next pint and bag of curry chips is coming from and how he can pretend a cartoon is an original joke.
            Pip pip !

          2. Charger Salmons

            That’s the spirit Spud.
            Hoovering up a TRAY of curry chips while haranguing passersby with your flies open and your trousers showing a vast expanse of white sock outside a late-night chipper is your birthright.

          3. Brother Barnabas

            Curry chips are a few levels higher than the “nice bottle of South African pinotage” you thought was worthy of a boast, Charger. You’re a simpleton.

          4. Charger Salmons

            I’m sipping a glass of it now old cock.A big fat 14% stonker that washed down a nice rack of lamb and some roasties.
            All things considered I think I prefer it to some curry chips.
            But hey,whatever floats your late-night closing time favourite boat.
            Pip pip !
            I say,what ?
            Then again, while BS DOES value me as a commenter, the whole ‘spud’ and ‘mick’ thing I do IS becoming quite tedious and aggressive. I better dial it back a little so as not to get banned outright.

          5. Charger Salmons

            Hey BS – what say we come to a gentleman’s agreement ?
            We treat anti-British racism on here the same way we get pissed off with potato references.
            You dig ?

          6. some old queen

            @Charger. Are you honestly saying that the second largest party in Britain swinging to Remain won’t have a detrimental impact on Brexit? The Tories will eat each other.

          7. Charger Salmons

            On what evidence do you form the conclusion that Labour has changed its mind to Remain after fighting the general election on a Leave platform and a majority of their MPs being elected in Leave constituencies ?

  2. GiggidyGoo

    How is it that the subject matter of whistleblowers is always coming back to FG (the law and order partee)?
    Keaveney sings (not necessarily in tune) and gets his reward from the top table.
    ‘Judge us on how we solve the housing crisis’. Well at least Daffy admits there’s a crisis. However, because it will never be solved under FG we can’t really judge what he is asking.

  3. realPolithicks

    An teashock varucah abusing his office already, what a shocker. The garda whistleblower better watch their back.

  4. Steph Pinker

    If BS comments represent intelligent life on Earth, there’s no wonder a higher intelligence, such as ETs, choose not to engage with us.

    1. Murtles

      There used to be a fella in our secondary school who had three balls. We used to call him ET the Extra Testicle. Funny old world.

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