The HMS Queen Elizabeth, Britain’s new aircraft carrier, is leaking
There’s been quite a panicky scene
On a ship that’s named after the queen
It seems one shaft seal
Wasn’t quite the real deal
Which caused leaking that was unforeseen.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
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They should rename it the HMS Brexit.
“I’s faaaaacking leeeeaaaaking,” squealed Prince Harry.
“i’s no’ faaaaacckkking leeeaaakking,” replied Nigel, “i’s a faaaacccking submarine”.