the way they are not symmetrically lined up under each other …aghhhhhh
Taunton
I hate sloppy code formatting.
Scoops4all
They are. You just need to tilt your face 17 degrees West. You’re welcome.
Janet, I ate my Avatar
creating a quizzical tilt forever suggesting ” why ?
Brother Barnabas
she perhaps didn’t know that until now
Cian
and they look like different font-faces
Spud
I don’t like her type…
Murtles
is in bold. She must be a large girl.
*runs away
Percival
“font-faces”
Arrgh.
Topsy
Disgusting.
Cloud
I GET IT
Scoops4all
I don’t. Please explain.
CoderNerd
There’s 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who do not!
Nice Anne
This isn’t binary.
Martco
a bit sad really
/s ooh ooh I know…I’ll get some electrical circuit component symbol tats done to show everyone I’m really an electrical engineer even though my actual job is in
Martco
gah I just can’t even just
mildred st. meadowlark
This sums up the modern condition perfectly.
Lush
:)
anyone
gorugeen
Best comment yet @Anyone
Boj
No….words…..should’ve….sent…a poet!
Brother Barnabas
nice one, digs
Brother Barnabas
ah digs…
theo kretschmar schuldorff
My browser doesn’t support this woman’s neck
pooter
She has a chip on her shoulder
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
This has been a treasure trove of replies. Top work, everyone.
Well, she doesn’t have to look at it so it’s not really an issue for her. So why not?
mildred st. meadowlark
It displays her stupidity for all the world and wherever she goeth the world shall laugh at her expense.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
When she’s ponytailed. Otherwise her hair would cover it.
I miss long hair but can’t be arsed starting to grow mine again.
Brother Barnabas
Fact #108: does not sport ponytail
i’m getting close now
mildred st. meadowlark
You’re starting to sound a bit like a stalker now BB.
How’s the restraining order going?
Brother Barnabas
andyourp would never seek such a thing
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
One of the kids in creche keeps calling me BabyAndyourp’s Daddy. I laughingly say “No, I’m her MUMMY” but in fact am not laughing inside and think he’s a right dope of a kid.
mildred st. meadowlark
I went full Mia Farrow after I had mini meadowlark. She pulled a good chunk of my hair out and I’d had enough.
Brother Barnabas
my lowest moment was bending down to a 4 year-old who got it into his head that it was hilarious to shout “why are you such a silly?” to my daughter every morning to ask him (in a whisper), “why are you such a fatty?”
i pretended not to know why he was crying
Bertie Blenkinsop
My son was being tormented by a kid in his class.
I taught him how to mimic the bully’s speech impediment.
Hate me all you want, it was VERY effective.
Brother Barnabas
beautiful!
slightly more seriously – a guy I work with now and again has a 14 year old who (with his dad’s encouragement) came out as gay. immediately one guy in his class started making his life hell – really nasty stuff. school weren’t much use and bully’s parents refused to get involved. so father + 2 friends waited for bully outside school, followed him down the road a bit and threatened to beat the fupp out of him if he so much as looked in son’s direction again. terrified him. problem solved.
I told this to a friend of mine who’s a teacher. he said that every teacher would agree that this is the best way of dealing with bullying – but obviously can’t be the official approach. I’d do it.
Bertie Blenkinsop
Yep, you do what you have to do when it’s your kids wellbeing at stake imho
mildred st. meadowlark
+billions
I had to deal with a kid who was bullying mini meadowlark when she was in her first year of Montessori. No kid should have to deal with that kind of poo poo at the age of three.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
I hear you. I’d go full bottomwipe on anyone (of any age) who even thought about hurting my kid emotionally or physically.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
I’d get the opposite of a restraining order. A erstraining order.
Lush
Oh how I sympathise about the hair length andyourp.
Mine is growing back after an illness and it’s at the ghastly, sticking out all over stage; neither short nor long. It’s all I can do to not cut it all off.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Sorry to hear that, Lush. Hope all’s well now.
Aye. It was quite short, then before Christmas I decided I’d get a pixie cut and now it’s too short. I’m impatient as hell and bottle blonde — therefore I have to get it dyed every 5-6 weeks: I’ve already told the hairdresser to just chop it again as I just can’t face the stage you’re at. I’ll have to grasp the nettle soon though. I’m sick of it.
Pete
Yeah some kid was bullying my son at national school. Real nasty fifth class stuff. So i actually rounded up ten or twelve of my heaviest mates and we stopped the bully on his way home and bate him senseless with metal pipes. Me and three of the lads done four and a half years for gbh. Totally worth it though. Every teacher I talked to since said they would do the same but of course they can’t say that officially
Spud
Still better than the butterfly ‘tramp stamp’ in fairness…
bertie blenkinsop
Be curious to know how many of us have tattoos on here.
I’ve none.
I don’t have strong feelings about them either way, I don’t judge people who have them, they’re just not for me.
Joxer
@bertie i have two tho as i am not even a minor character around these parts i doubt that counts
Bertie Blenkinsop
Everybody is a somebody Joxer, what are they of and do you regret them at all?
Lush
I don’t have one either, but have been thinking of getting one for over a decade; I doubt it’s going to happen.
I clearly do not have the strength of my convictions.
bertie blenkinsop
What would you get if you took the plunge?
I just can’t think of anything I’d want FOREVER
(although at my age forever isn’t that long)
Lush
Was going to get a tiny little rose on my ‘lower back’. Infound something rather beautiful on Pinterest. A nod to beating the big C and in a spot relatively hidden; just for me.
I may yet go ahead, if I can get the funds together.
Naomi
@ Lush So good to hear about your recovery, brave lady. Would it be expensive to have your rose tattoo? I have no idea how expensive tattoos are x
mildred st. meadowlark
Oh Lushie, well done my dear on coming through the nastiest of fights. Hope you’re on the up and up, my love xx
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
My dear ole Mum is just going through chemo at the mo. I think that’s half the reason I got the hair chopped…
Super positive vibes being sent your way. xx
Bertie Blenkinsop
Fistbump to you Lush.
Janet, I ate my Avatar
Glad you are getting better lovely Lush courageuse
Lush
Thanks for the good vibes guys.
I’m all good; nearly a year on and it all seems like a bad dream,
Hugs to you and your Mum Andyourpointiswhatexactly?; it”s hard on everyone.
And, if I may, it’s after the treatment is over that she will need your support the most – everyone slips away once your hair starts to grow back.
I know everyone has a story, but if I can be of any help at all, let me know
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Thanks, Lush. We’ll see. She certainly doesn’t have any high expectations of a quick recovery after chemo, she’s so wrecked. I’m posting down a fancy red lipstick to her today for the last blast of chemo on Friday, so she can look the way she likes and like the way she looks. I can’t wait for her to be a year over it like you are.
The Ghost of Starina
I have five, so far. A html/graphic designer pal of mine has a much cooler tat than this — just the four CMYK colour test dots on his wrist. ULTRANERD.
Paddy at the Howth Summit
link rel=”stylesheet” type=”text/css” href=”millennial.css”
Paddy at the Howth Summit
Invalid HTML syntax by the way.
Empty elements are closed with a trailing /, and not leading. It should be head/
So much for coder dojo.
– Phil Chevron
Cian
unless she is attempting to convey that the head finishes there (a closing tag) and the body starts (an opening tag)..
I bet she has the <head> at the top of her head and a </body> on her ankle.
cool
except BS can’t cope with a page title of <tatt>
unnecessary
the way they are not symmetrically lined up under each other …aghhhhhh
I hate sloppy code formatting.
They are. You just need to tilt your face 17 degrees West. You’re welcome.
creating a quizzical tilt forever suggesting ” why ?
she perhaps didn’t know that until now
and they look like different font-faces
I don’t like her type…
is in bold. She must be a large girl.
*runs away
“font-faces”
Arrgh.
Disgusting.
I GET IT
I don’t. Please explain.
There’s 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who do not!
This isn’t binary.
a bit sad really
/s ooh ooh I know…I’ll get some electrical circuit component symbol tats done to show everyone I’m really an electrical engineer even though my actual job is in
gah I just can’t even just
This sums up the modern condition perfectly.
:)
Best comment yet @Anyone
No….words…..should’ve….sent…a poet!
nice one, digs
ah digs…
My browser doesn’t support this woman’s neck
She has a chip on her shoulder
This has been a treasure trove of replies. Top work, everyone.
‘
I’m no good at this :)
Just WHY????
Well, she doesn’t have to look at it so it’s not really an issue for her. So why not?
It displays her stupidity for all the world and wherever she goeth the world shall laugh at her expense.
When she’s ponytailed. Otherwise her hair would cover it.
I miss long hair but can’t be arsed starting to grow mine again.
Fact #108: does not sport ponytail
i’m getting close now
You’re starting to sound a bit like a stalker now BB.
How’s the restraining order going?
andyourp would never seek such a thing
One of the kids in creche keeps calling me BabyAndyourp’s Daddy. I laughingly say “No, I’m her MUMMY” but in fact am not laughing inside and think he’s a right dope of a kid.
I went full Mia Farrow after I had mini meadowlark. She pulled a good chunk of my hair out and I’d had enough.
my lowest moment was bending down to a 4 year-old who got it into his head that it was hilarious to shout “why are you such a silly?” to my daughter every morning to ask him (in a whisper), “why are you such a fatty?”
i pretended not to know why he was crying
My son was being tormented by a kid in his class.
I taught him how to mimic the bully’s speech impediment.
Hate me all you want, it was VERY effective.
beautiful!
slightly more seriously – a guy I work with now and again has a 14 year old who (with his dad’s encouragement) came out as gay. immediately one guy in his class started making his life hell – really nasty stuff. school weren’t much use and bully’s parents refused to get involved. so father + 2 friends waited for bully outside school, followed him down the road a bit and threatened to beat the fupp out of him if he so much as looked in son’s direction again. terrified him. problem solved.
I told this to a friend of mine who’s a teacher. he said that every teacher would agree that this is the best way of dealing with bullying – but obviously can’t be the official approach. I’d do it.
Yep, you do what you have to do when it’s your kids wellbeing at stake imho
+billions
I had to deal with a kid who was bullying mini meadowlark when she was in her first year of Montessori. No kid should have to deal with that kind of poo poo at the age of three.
I hear you. I’d go full bottomwipe on anyone (of any age) who even thought about hurting my kid emotionally or physically.
I’d get the opposite of a restraining order. A erstraining order.
Oh how I sympathise about the hair length andyourp.
Mine is growing back after an illness and it’s at the ghastly, sticking out all over stage; neither short nor long. It’s all I can do to not cut it all off.
Sorry to hear that, Lush. Hope all’s well now.
Aye. It was quite short, then before Christmas I decided I’d get a pixie cut and now it’s too short. I’m impatient as hell and bottle blonde — therefore I have to get it dyed every 5-6 weeks: I’ve already told the hairdresser to just chop it again as I just can’t face the stage you’re at. I’ll have to grasp the nettle soon though. I’m sick of it.
Yeah some kid was bullying my son at national school. Real nasty fifth class stuff. So i actually rounded up ten or twelve of my heaviest mates and we stopped the bully on his way home and bate him senseless with metal pipes. Me and three of the lads done four and a half years for gbh. Totally worth it though. Every teacher I talked to since said they would do the same but of course they can’t say that officially
Still better than the butterfly ‘tramp stamp’ in fairness…
Be curious to know how many of us have tattoos on here.
I’ve none.
I don’t have strong feelings about them either way, I don’t judge people who have them, they’re just not for me.
@bertie i have two tho as i am not even a minor character around these parts i doubt that counts
Everybody is a somebody Joxer, what are they of and do you regret them at all?
I don’t have one either, but have been thinking of getting one for over a decade; I doubt it’s going to happen.
I clearly do not have the strength of my convictions.
What would you get if you took the plunge?
I just can’t think of anything I’d want FOREVER
(although at my age forever isn’t that long)
Was going to get a tiny little rose on my ‘lower back’. Infound something rather beautiful on Pinterest. A nod to beating the big C and in a spot relatively hidden; just for me.
I may yet go ahead, if I can get the funds together.
@ Lush So good to hear about your recovery, brave lady. Would it be expensive to have your rose tattoo? I have no idea how expensive tattoos are x
Oh Lushie, well done my dear on coming through the nastiest of fights. Hope you’re on the up and up, my love xx
My dear ole Mum is just going through chemo at the mo. I think that’s half the reason I got the hair chopped…
Super positive vibes being sent your way. xx
Fistbump to you Lush.
Glad you are getting better lovely Lush courageuse
Thanks for the good vibes guys.
I’m all good; nearly a year on and it all seems like a bad dream,
Hugs to you and your Mum Andyourpointiswhatexactly?; it”s hard on everyone.
And, if I may, it’s after the treatment is over that she will need your support the most – everyone slips away once your hair starts to grow back.
I know everyone has a story, but if I can be of any help at all, let me know
Thanks, Lush. We’ll see. She certainly doesn’t have any high expectations of a quick recovery after chemo, she’s so wrecked. I’m posting down a fancy red lipstick to her today for the last blast of chemo on Friday, so she can look the way she likes and like the way she looks. I can’t wait for her to be a year over it like you are.
I have five, so far. A html/graphic designer pal of mine has a much cooler tat than this — just the four CMYK colour test dots on his wrist. ULTRANERD.
link rel=”stylesheet” type=”text/css” href=”millennial.css”
Invalid HTML syntax by the way.
Empty elements are closed with a trailing /, and not leading. It should be head/
So much for coder dojo.
– Phil Chevron
unless she is attempting to convey that the head finishes there (a closing tag) and the body starts (an opening tag)..
I bet she has the <head> at the top of her head and a </body> on her ankle.
are you implying her head is empty?