I disagree about dishwasher
Very efficient these days, much more efficient than me washing dishes
Bertie Blenkinsop
If you look after your dishwashers your glasses and cutlery GLEAM.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Nerp. One of my ‘must haves’ in any rental property was a dishwasher. I love them.
Brother Barnabas
I like doing the dishes
Bertie Blenkinsop
Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
Brother Barnabas
are you propositioning me?
Bertie Blenkinsop
Nah
we’re too similar, we’d kill each other.
Nigel
That’s not how you wash dishes Bertie
Bertie Blenkinsop
It’s an understandable enough mistake I’m sure you’ll agree.
Brother Barnabas
years ago I shared a flat with a guy who used to put the dishes in the shower and leave it running
works fine
Bertie Blenkinsop
Ps
He died shortly afterwards.
Nigel
That’s a pilea colanders getting caught in a rain alright.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
That’s an unusual sexual proclivity, “doing” the dishes.
Frilly Keane
That’s all well n’ good
But when they go from there to my wardrobe / chest a’ drawers / end ‘a the bed there’d be havoc
Just saying
Nigel
When the AIs take over we’ll defeat them with fitted sheets.
Frilly Keane
Hon’ d Nidgie
You’ve it all well sussed
Dinger
Looks like it’s from an episode of tomorrow’s world in 1991.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
God, I used to love that show.
The future! Mad, Ted.
Dinger
It was the business
Junkface
That looks really cool! But a bit too pricey, after a few years on the market it should be more affordable. I really hate folding clothes after doing the laundry.
i advise you to be vigilantly distrustful of anyone who folds a tshirt. it’s up there with ironing socks.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
I’m just looking around my desk. It’s like someone had an epileptic fit on it.
Brother Barnabas
i draw the line at a messy desk
laptop and nothing else
don’t mind the messy floor beside my desk though (but I’ve heard others objecting)
Bertie Blenkinsop
Why wouldn’t you iron and fold your t shirts?
How do you store them?
Brother Barnabas
i store them on a chair in the corner of my room. every morning, i put one on my body. and every night, i put the same one on the floor beside the chair. as the pile on the chair gets smaller, the pile on the floor gets bigger. after around 10 days, there’s nothing left on the chair. that’s how i know it’s time to do my washing.
i have a similar system for socks and underpants.
Harry Molloy
It’s true. And it’s not just the stench that’s overpowering in his room.
Bertie Blenkinsop
I’m humming the theme for “The Odd Couple” now
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Tidy desk, serial killer.
It’s that easy.
Brother Barnabas
thin line between serial killer and wonderful lover, I’ve heard said
Janet, I ate my Avatar
Me…all lined up so nothing is out of place….nothing
Cian
i store them on a chair in the corner of my room. every morning, i put one on my body. and every night, i put the same one on the floor beside the chair. as the pile on the chair gets smaller, the pile on the floor gets bigger. after around 10 days, there’s nothing left on the chair. Then I quickly move the pile from the floor to my chair.
Fixed that for you!
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Did you just say that out loud so you could say “I’ve heard it said”?
Brother Barnabas
ok
I heard it said IN MY MIND
Nigel
So long as you haven’t heard it said by your lawyer.
your daily Jay L. sentence
Tried it on a blue shirt, awful mess, would recommend…
I’m holding out for the Arsewiper 5000
Exactly how long have you been holding out?
haha
Looks like too much work to me.
waste of space just like a dish washer
I disagree about dishwasher
Very efficient these days, much more efficient than me washing dishes
If you look after your dishwashers your glasses and cutlery GLEAM.
Nerp. One of my ‘must haves’ in any rental property was a dishwasher. I love them.
I like doing the dishes
Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
are you propositioning me?
Nah
we’re too similar, we’d kill each other.
That’s not how you wash dishes Bertie
It’s an understandable enough mistake I’m sure you’ll agree.
years ago I shared a flat with a guy who used to put the dishes in the shower and leave it running
works fine
Ps
He died shortly afterwards.
That’s a pilea colanders getting caught in a rain alright.
That’s an unusual sexual proclivity, “doing” the dishes.
That’s all well n’ good
But when they go from there to my wardrobe / chest a’ drawers / end ‘a the bed there’d be havoc
Just saying
When the AIs take over we’ll defeat them with fitted sheets.
Hon’ d Nidgie
You’ve it all well sussed
Looks like it’s from an episode of tomorrow’s world in 1991.
God, I used to love that show.
The future! Mad, Ted.
It was the business
That looks really cool! But a bit too pricey, after a few years on the market it should be more affordable. I really hate folding clothes after doing the laundry.
Aaaaarrrgggghh !
Reminds me of one of my first jobs in Connacht Laundry! :)
Nooooooo! Take it away!!!!
€800 is not bad at all; if you had small kids and cared about whether or not clothes were folded, say.
Well there goes another reason to get married!
#MeToo.
Am I using it correctly?
Ha ha ha! Good one
You still have to insert them in the machine…
Exactly, you would be as well off just fold them yourself. Plus t-shirts can be folded in under 2 seconds with this neat trick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz6rjbw0ZA0
Jeekers tonight!
i advise you to be vigilantly distrustful of anyone who folds a tshirt. it’s up there with ironing socks.
I’m just looking around my desk. It’s like someone had an epileptic fit on it.
i draw the line at a messy desk
laptop and nothing else
don’t mind the messy floor beside my desk though (but I’ve heard others objecting)
Why wouldn’t you iron and fold your t shirts?
How do you store them?
i store them on a chair in the corner of my room. every morning, i put one on my body. and every night, i put the same one on the floor beside the chair. as the pile on the chair gets smaller, the pile on the floor gets bigger. after around 10 days, there’s nothing left on the chair. that’s how i know it’s time to do my washing.
i have a similar system for socks and underpants.
It’s true. And it’s not just the stench that’s overpowering in his room.
I’m humming the theme for “The Odd Couple” now
Tidy desk, serial killer.
It’s that easy.
thin line between serial killer and wonderful lover, I’ve heard said
Me…all lined up so nothing is out of place….nothing
i store them on a chair in the corner of my room. every morning, i put one on my body. and every night, i put the same one on the floor beside the chair. as the pile on the chair gets smaller, the pile on the floor gets bigger. after around 10 days, there’s nothing left on the chair. Then I quickly move the pile from the floor to my chair.
Fixed that for you!
Did you just say that out loud so you could say “I’ve heard it said”?
ok
I heard it said IN MY MIND
So long as you haven’t heard it said by your lawyer.
Tried it on a blue shirt, awful mess, would recommend…