Behold the Blipblox – a soon-to-be-released synthesiser and beatbox for ages 3 and up.

Now stop beholding it and let the child have a go.

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15 thoughts on “DJ Preschool

    1. missred

      Yeah, I’d be very wary indeed of giving something to a kid where they are practicing noise for far longer than anything tuneful.

    2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      Not by my kid, it wouldn’t. Terribly talented musician and not yet 3. Superb on the tin whistle and a dab hand at pot-drums.

      1. ivan

        get yer kid a ukulele; they’re quiet.

        you encourage the noisy ones, he/she will want bagpipes and then you’re fupped.

        1. mildred st. meadowlark

          My own young wan is a tuneless warbler but she can belt any Disney number you want at the drop of a hat.

          Earplugs recommend.

          1. Bertie Blenkinsop

            My youngest has recently taken to responding to any form of attempted chastisement with a curt
            “How dare you” and look of utter disdain.

          2. realPolithicks

            “My youngest has recently taken to responding to any form of attempted chastisement with a curt
            “How dare you” and look of utter disdain.”

            My youngest is exactly the same, mind you she is about to turn 21.

  1. AFoxamongpidgeons

    dear god, so we are only a year away from €80 tickets to see a toddler hit play on their “setlist”

    1. cian

      sorry, tickets sold out in just under 3 minutes, however you can now buy them from SeatWave for only €175 (+ €63 service fee)

  2. Papi

    What fresh hell is this? BlipBlox is also the sound your brain would make sliding out your ears of a weekend “concert” morning.

  3. :-Joe

    Slightly evil sounding…. buy one for children whose parents annoy you….

    A warped phantom of the opera vibe will live on forever(not sure that’s necessarily a good thing) at least in their heads for about 1-3 years…

    :-J

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