Maltesers’ Teasers.

For lovers of chocolate romance.

The Maltesers Team writes:

This weekend only, Saturday, February 10 and Sunday 11, you can buy personalised Teasers gift boxes in selected Dunnes Stores – just in time for Valentine’s Day.

You can visit the Valentines Personalisation Station in selected Dunnes Stores to get a Happy Valentines message on your Teasers gift box. The name of your choosing which will be printed onto red ribbon that will be tied around the box, so you don’t even need to wrap it!

To celebrate we are giving away a hamper full of Maltesers goodies to a Broadsheet reader.

To enter, just complete this rhyme:

‘Roses are red,

And so are my Teasers,

_____________________,

_____________________ .’

Lines MUST close at 5.15pm 10pm MIDNIGHT! Saturday Midday!

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101 thoughts on “Beats Roses

  1. Daisy Chainsaw

    Roses are red,
    And so are my Teasers,
    It’s difficult to find
    A word that rhymes with Teasers

    Having said that…

    Roses are red,
    And so are my Teasers,
    But they’re tastier than flowers
    And real crowd pleasers.

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  2. :-Joe

    Roses are red,
    And so are my Teasers,

    Love is an abstract concept for sure,
    hijacked by commercialism that nasty auld hoor,
    for yet another day to keep you dossile enough,
    under the illusion of romance just buying more stuff.

    :-J

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        1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          Ha! I wish! Though give me an hour and I’ll be sipping a tasty G&T!
          Have a nice weekend, Lush!

          Reply
  3. Boj

    Roses are red,
    And so are my Teasers.
    It’s the 1st day of Lent,
    I’ll save them for Easter.

    Roses are red
    And so are my Teasers,
    They’ll melt in her lap,
    And I’ll lick it to please her

    Roses are red
    And so are my Teasers,
    Pull harder you fools!
    We need better heavers

    Roses are red
    And so are my Teasers,
    Each sweet is bugged
    You can see the receivers

    Roses are red
    And so are my Teasers,
    Give chocs to all dogs,
    except golden retrievers.

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      1. cian

        I’m not bitter[1]…. but would you ever stop entering these competitions! It’s not fair on us mere mortals…

        You win once again! **shakes fist** damn you bertie!!

        ;-)

        [1] well, maybe a little.

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    1. Dublin Bus Smoker

      “Roses are red,
      And so are my Teasers,
      Ginger Baker is now the best drummer,
      Keith Moon was, but he’s pushing up daisies”

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  4. Gorev Mahagut

    Roses are red
    and so are my Teasers,
    as red as the blood of Our Lord
    who died to redeem the sins of all believers.
    Amen.

    Reply
  5. mildred st. meadowlark

    Alternatively, (for Janet)

    Roses are red
    and so are my Teasers
    Our love was quite sudden
    And they cried ‘Quelle surprise!’

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    1. Bertie Blenkinsop

      Also for Janet….

      Roses are red,
      Your love gave us smiles,
      But now from Dundalk,
      You must stay twenty miles.

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  6. Fiona

    ‘Roses are red,

    And so are my Teasers,

    Valentine’s unleash some joy,

    On my mound of venus.’

    (All I could think of, apologies)

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  7. Dublin Bus Smoker

    I
    ‘Roses are red,
    And so are my Teasers,
    In the age of equality,
    I am assured they’re good for gals and geezers’

    II

    ‘Roses are red,
    And so are my Teasers,
    My fiancé repeated the leaving cert twice,
    But I love her and not high achievers’
    III

    ‘Roses are red,
    And so are my Teasers,
    Promise won’t eat them until after Lent,
    I’ll leave that to heathen unbelievers’

    IV

    ‘Roses are red,
    And so are my Teasers,
    I’ve love a few packets,
    to make up for the lack of beavers’

    (Extract from page.94 of “Arts Council application for taxpayer money for old rope and application for tax exemption”)

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