Thud.
Stephen Hanlon writes:
I could book a trip to New York for that price…and still have enough left over for a spicebag!
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Thud.
Stephen Hanlon writes:
I could book a trip to New York for that price…and still have enough left over for a spicebag!
Some days, you wonder if the next financial crash couldn’t come soon enough..
You’d want the ride after that…
and the rest
Too late. I’ve already bought one.
At my age of settle for a good rest :)
I’d actually be annoyed at someone who spent that much on flowers for me unless he were a multi-millionaire. And even then, I’d find it OTT.
I had a client once who got me to cover an apartment in no expense spared roses in every room and on the bed because he missed the connecting flight to be there at check in with his wife for their 30th anniversary..
her reaction had my soppy heart leaking from the eyes
that was a nice day at work
Aw… I suppose it depends on the situation. That would melt the hardest heart!
Not mine. What an eejit. Spend the money on BOOZE!
Can you reallly put a price on love?
The answer may surprise you!
How much??????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jsB_0PXlVA
Last year, I went a spent a ton on roses for herself. I said I’d splash out and go with interflora coz it looks the part on valentines when the vans arrives up and the neighbors are all jelly. Knock on the door, here’s some auld boy looking like he was dragged through a hedge driving an 01 Micra to deliver the flowers. Turns out valentines gets quite busy and they use temp staff for delivering. I’d say the neighbors thought she was doing a line with yer man. Never again.
It’s not even nice.
Rich people have no taste. Just look in their homes.
Funny you should say that.
I have a new in-law.
(I’ll keep this as sketchy as I can)
He’s absolutely LOADED.
We visited his house over Christmas.
You’d fit my house in his hallway.
He has a gorgeous study downstairs, with books arranged along the wall behind his desk.
As I tried to talk to him about them it gradually dawned on me that he’d never read any of them.
In the same study he has a record player and about three yards of vinyl records beside it, mostly classical.
“So you like classical?” says dopey hole here.
“Huh? Not really,” says he, “the interior designer bought them”
I know.
Cool story bro.
Anyway, the point I’m making in a longwinded way is he’s the type that’d buy a bouquet like that….
You think? The most loaded guy I know would be way too stingy. I could see a drug dealer from Crumlin giving these to his mot. Or Conor McGregor
I know…
They should name these ‘The Michael Flatley Bouquet’.
Horrifyingly apt.
Imagine getting “The Michael Flatley morning after Bouquet”
That made me wake up happy I woke up to the dogs arse instead
Feeling better today Janet my dear?
meh I’m a terrible sick person too
big moaner
must be brave… ( read that in pained staccato tones )
That tacky bouquet I ordered should be arriving any minute now.
Mwhahhh germy kiss
is 6 Euro per Rose not quite reasonable? every time I send a bunch the feckers cost more than that
What? Per rose? A bunch should be an odd number (though in this case obv not), so that would mean a measly bunch of 7 would be 42 snots? Nope. That’s nuts.