Donald Trump’s lawyer says he paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 of his own money

Making bad news go away
Is what lawyers do every day
But would one put his hand
In his own pocket and
Use wads of his own cash to pay?

John Moynes

Pics: InTouch

16 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      If you put on a colander hat with a tinfoil lining, you’ll get the signal when he’s ready. Be prepared. I certainly am. I’ve put pencils up my nose stuck with blu-tack as well, for added piquancy.

    2. Nigel

      No need. The Memo blew the whole conspiracy out of the water: drained the swamp, reversed the ferret, sliced the Pizza, built the wall, Made America Great Again, Locked Her Up and Mexico paid for it.

  1. Donk

    The daily Trump outrage seems to be mellowing. I think he was right when he said he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Ave and get away with it. No matter how scandalous, sexist or racist the story he denies it and usually attacks the accuser – a tactic that surprisingly works.

    1. Tony

      ‘How could you bed down with that Tangerine yoke? You’d want to be squinting hard and have some gag reflex on ya.’

      And yet somehow, Bodger manages it

      (drops mic)


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *