President Michael D Higgins
In news that is certain to stun
The president will once more run
But will anyone be
Taking on Michael D
Or will they think he’s already won?
John Moynes
Rollingnews
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President Michael D Higgins
In news that is certain to stun
The president will once more run
But will anyone be
Taking on Michael D
Or will they think he’s already won?
John Moynes
Rollingnews
He’s the man who promised to serve only one term when he ran the last time.
Another typical broken promise from a typical Numpty.
…sure isn’t that the kind of thing you tend to say before an election…
Then don’t re-elect him.
Real question: Would he have lost if he hadn’t made that promise?
It wasn’t a promise.
He’s decided to put himself forward for seven more years of public service, at his age, and you think the promise somehow to our benefit rather than to his? He could retire in dignity and comfort, instead he’s volunteering to go back to work since there are no other particularly viable or attractive or serious candidates coming forward.
The nuclear option: Jarry v Bertie v Enda v Joan v Craughwell.
::shudder::
That’s a chilling prospect.
May as well throw Dustin the Turkey in there too.
He probably wouldn’t finish last either…
That’s the Labour way unfortunately. Say one thing and do another. These boyos don’t even try to hide it anymore.
Gerry Adams
Yes – think just how much worse it could be.
I have some vestigial reserve of respect for the slack-jawed, vacant-eyed, cabbage-stinking Irish voter (somehow).
Adam’s won’t even come close to half McGuinness’ vote.
Time for a Broadsheet contest: Who Would Be Uachtaráin.
Can we make it a poetry competition? I like those:
Roses are Red,
Violets are Free,
Who’ll be next President?
Can it be Michael D?
Rises are red
Pour water through a funnel
What are the chances
It could be Daniel O’Donnell?
Roses are red,
And grown by my Aunty,
Imagine the craic,
If it was President Panti?
That was very good.
Roses are red,
A place in the park,
surely awaits,
Miss St. Meadowlark.
You ol’ romantic, Bert :*
Roses are red
My keyboard is QWERTY
Surely this could be
The Time Of The Bertie
(Blenkinsop.)
Roses are red
The beach smells at low tide
Are we prepared for
President rotide?
Roses are red
The bear was called Rupert
If Dav was made president
Would he wear a blue shirt?
Roses are red
the shirts are very blu
Dav could be president
of the comment section zoo
Great minds Nigel!
Roses are red
I miss Dennis Farina
But I’d definitely vote for
The Ghost Of Starina.
He’s done a good job, and I wish him wellfor his next 7years..
…ah dav…the mask slips…scourge of the blueshirts is a labour lackey…
attack of the blushirt – like being mauled by a rabid sheep..
I like him, but can we have an election again first before we make him President for Life?
If there are any other contenders there will be an election.
If there aren’t , there won’t.
I know and I’d vote for him probably – aimed at Dav cheering his inauguration.
only laughing at wails of anguish to be hear by blushirts and their ff brother and sisters
Look at last time….. there were NO contenders. Sure Squee himself wasn’t even a contender. Sure Dana….. yes, DANA, was in the mix. And the other lad from the telly, the baldy fella, and then Sinn Fein even put in a horse.
The there are a few mad things left about Ireland that I love, and one is the people that climb out of the grave for the potential to be president.
So my top 5 of potentials he might face:
1. Adams – has to be in there. He ‘coincidently’ is not head of Sinn Fein now.
2. Daniel Day Lewis – yes, that is the randomness you get with this race.
3. Bertie – he’ll reckon if Adams is going, he has a chance.
4. Leo – he was my top dog last year, but he’s lasted longer then I thought in the ‘T’-Shirt.
5. A member of bozone or westlife, or Bono.
6. An ex-athlete
7. An exported older business man.
That was a top 7?
8. Panti Bliss.
RTE have told us the people want Miriam.
There wouldn’t be enough bedrooms for the 18 children?