The Earth Will Literally Crack Open, And You Will Feel It On The East Coast

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This Morning/ afternoon.

Agriculture House, Kildare Street, Dublin 2

Evelyn Cusack with Sean Hogan, Chair of the NECG at the National Emergency Co-ordination Centre discuss and monitor arrangements for the severe cold weather event this week.

The “Beast from the East”, is expected to bring freezing temperatures and heavy snow, in particular to the east and southeast of the country.

Any excuse

Preparations Under Way Ahead Of Winter Storm (RTÉ)

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Update:

It’s here.

And it’s sticking.

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27 thoughts on “The Earth Will Literally Crack Open, And You Will Feel It On The East Coast”

  3. Matt Lucozade: The Only Reader of the Village

    90 minute tailback to get into Dunnes in Cornelscourt.
    8 year old mugged in Dun Laoghaire for a packet of Tayto.
    2 public sector pensionned retirees in Glasthule forced to replan flight to holiday home in South of France
    Only BBQ flavour Pringles available in Centra, Stoneybatter.
    Irish Times deliveries unaffected for tomorrow (all 60,000 copies) nationwide.

    WE ARE DOOMED.

    1. Bonkers

      that refers to the asteroid and subsequent earthquakes that are on the way. I believe we are due an inch of snow first though

        1. Matt Lucozade: The Only Reader of the Village

          3 CM? That’s it. Economy’s finished. We could have hosted the Winter Olympics here. Another missed opportunity by the government,

  7. Donk

    Today has been the weatheriest news day of all time. They haven’t talked about anything else on newstalk since 7:30 this morning. I’m looking out my window at blue skies and sunshine

  9. Matt Lucozade: The Only Reader of the Village

    The Beast has eaten all our Yeast. Not a sliced pan to be had in the country.

  10. Janet, I ate my Avatar

    in 9 months time will there be an explosion of beast babies as people try to fight their fleeting mortality through sex and sliced pan orgies to a backdrop of mild flurries ?

    1. Matt Lucozade: The Only Reader of the Village

      What’s that generation going to be called?

      #Wholemealennials (it was the only bread left)

      ….

  11. realPolithicks

    “sex and sliced pan orgies”

    We might need to see some photos for eh, research purposes like.

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