Belfast-based Malone Rugby Club players celebrate a Easter Monday victory
Mark Malone tweetz:
Someone thought this was a funny idea. Someone printed the labels.
Two men posed for the photo as another snapped it surrounded by teammates.
Someone posted it.
Multiple opportunities for any man near to say “cop the f**k on”
But no.
Malone Rugby investigates ‘inappropriate’ photograph (BBC)
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haha thats class.
What better way to celebrate easter than to make fun of the sexually assaulted
Who was sexually assaulted? Please bring your evidence to the police ASAP.
Why bother, unless you’re a cup.
Who was sexually assaulted? Are you for real?
Actually how do we know its not one of the lets destroy paddy Jackson mob
Anyone could of posted that
To be fair, it’s hard to disprove “any man near to say “cop the f**k on”” didn’t happen. One bloke saying this might not be enough to deter the protagonists.
Yeah, they don’t look like their response to “cop the f**k on” would be “You’re right. We’ve let ourselves down. It’s time to go home”.
#Bants… #Bantstards
Cant wait for the spitroasting float at next year’s Spiddal’s St Patrick’s Day Parade.
in fairness, stupidity is always funny.
Fatso on the right wouldn’t be scoring too much on the field.
Or indeed off it.
Sad thing, it is not even funny, these 2 tubs of lard need to wake up.
When is the one on the right due?
Due for a public shaming? Any day now
But they’re in a locker room so I suppose that makes it alright now that locker room talk is acceptable. Right?
is yer man’s mickie inside the cup?
Doubt it, the guy on the right probably hasn’t seen his in years.
sum’tings definitely creeping out’ve those drawers anyway
btw lads
if yere gonna wear tighties
keep them plain
like Dan Carter’s
those patterned ones are a right turn off
Think it might take more than plain tighties Frilly, a corset for starters.
I don’t get it? What is the morbidly obese guy with the boobs doing with the trophy? Surely a visual gag has to be coherent before its offensive. Is the guy on the left supposed to be shagging the trophy? Are they both supposed to be? Comedy fail on both levels. Lame!
I’ll just leave this here..
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spit%20roast
Larne
On first viewing, I thought ‘Paddy’ was using calipers to measure fat on ‘Stuart’ like they do in those sorority girl films (where the baddy is usually an Anna Camp or Bella Thorne type). The reality is somehow even more lame as Postman Pat’s indicated.
same
gobdaws
I thought calipers too!
we’re going to need bigger calipers
Sad, they even printed out there little name tags in advance to prepare for this hilarious gag.
I thought it was fat calipers too!
Shouldn’t ‘Paddy’ be in the Castle Black library helping Jon Snow figure out a way to fight the white walkers?
Posh boy LOLs are rarely LOL worthy.
#IBelieveTheCup
They printed the labels in advance? Like the gobdaws who tell you all day what a funny joke they are going to make in the evening.
Also, fupp them.
Fakenews
Google the Malone club rugby team strip and this strip looks quite different
oh yeah, looks nothing like it…
https://twitter.com/UlsterRugby/status/980872968778715137
oh wait
Moobs!
Hahahaha!
that’s all.
Brilliant title Aaron. Norn Iron accent replicated perfectly.
People can’t joke anymore. Full stop.
You can joke away but when it is the longest and one of the most controversial criminal cases in the North’s history, you do so at your own peril.
Funny lads, for sure their mammies are proud. Particularly the specimen on the right.
If you read the tweet replies, someone says that Malone Rugby Club is primarily working class.
Oh-oh. Doesn’t suit the narrative of “Middle class = bad, Working class = good” that the Angry Left like to spout.
You clearly don’t know south Belfast if you think there is anything working class about the Malone Road. It is the most expensive real estate in the entire city.
Rugby’s gonna rugby.