A Limerick A Day


A rural parish is continuing to hold Mass at a church where an alleged sex act was caught on camera

If you try making a pass
At somebody dressed to say mass
Be sure not to falter
When up on the altar
And fooling around with their ass.

John Moynes

14 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. bisted

    …I suppose sexual activity in the church that involves consenting adults instead of abusing children is quite unusual and newsworthy…

  2. Cian

    I’m confused.
    What, exactly, do these people want to happen? The church to stop holding mass because of this? For how long? When can they restart holding mass? Should the church be demolished?

    1. Brother Barnabas

      nobody’s asking for anything to be demolished, cian

      just to be given a good wipedown

      1. Rob_G

        Marble, while a very cold and hard surface to be deflowered upon, does have the benefit of wiping clean quite easily.

    2. newsjustin

      When a church or altar is the subject of a sacrilege, as alleged here, it’s typically re-sanctified with an appropriate rite. Maybe thats already happened. Agree with you though. Make it right and move on.

    3. ReproBertie (SCU)

      I don’t think “these people” want anything to happen. I think they just want to gossip about a sex act in a church.

  3. PlumBobSmearPants

    What the actual fork?!

    Is it being suggested that a member of the local clergy was involved or some opportunistic interloper. As in some clever on-location filming for a naughty movie coming to internets near you(p0rn).

    1. newsjustin

      Just looking at the image there….maybe it was one of those churches that streams services on the internet. Maybe the people involved didn’t mean it to be filmed. Disrespectful in any case.

      1. ReproBertie (SCU)

        And if anywhere deserves respect it’s a giant building dedicated to the worship of imaginary beings built at the expense of the poor.

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