Fantapants writes:

Dear Broadsheet, As a ginger I’ve had to endure some pretty caustic insults since birth but surely it’s a bit fookin’ harsh of the ‘love everyone’ campaign to call a ginger an abortion. :(

*applies factor 50 angrily*

54 thoughts on “Harsh

  1. scottser

    there’s no way a ginger could pull a bird that hot. unless she’s one of those wives you buy off the internet?

    1. Brother Barnabas

      he may have a fantastically massive winky woo woo

      in my experience, it truly does count

      1. Cian

        wha’? do you have a lot of experience with men that have “fantastically massive winky woo woos”

        1. Starina

          fantastically massive winky woos actually cause a fair bit of chafing afar too quickly in my experience.

  2. Tony

    Is it just Twitter bants or an actual thing some ‘pro life’ nutter posted I wonder. Both equally plausible

        1. Martco

          cmere…
          talking of dogs does anyone have a good suggestion for a hair of the dog please?

          1. SOQ

            Gin, grapefruit and crushed ice. Mind you that’s what I drink anyways so it’s just a continuation rather than a cure.

          2. Martco

            Gin was a very recent rediscovery for me actually. Usually I would be on pints. I had no idea it was a “thing” these days atall but was given a very good education by a friend last weekend…we must have worked thru 10x different variants of those fishbowl glasses of stuff over the evening. Good call Queen I’ll go for that..& make u some vanilla scones for the high tea for d’oul wedding like, cheers!

          3. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            You should add some campari in there, SOQ. That’d fling the aul legs up.

          4. The Old Boy

            Brandy and soda is hard to beat for a brightener. Light, refreshing and gets just the right quick-acting dose into you to stop the horror.

            If your stomach is feeling poorly, substitute the soda with ginger ale for a panacea.

          5. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Brandy is something I find hard to drink. It catches my breath.

  3. TransNational

    I’d sooner have a dog and a boyfriend than twelve feckin’ kids in the era of no washing machines!

  4. mildred st. meadowlark

    As a ginge, I take offense.

    Then again, I have no soul, so maybe I feel nothing at all.

      1. mildred st. meadowlark

        Amazing choice. It’s been far too long since I’ve listened to Joni

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