Phil Blakemore (above) was caught on CCTV pooing into a golf hole at a children’s pitch and putt course and jailed for six months

Young Philip from Pwlleli Town
Gave magistrates reason to frown
After having some drink
He decided to sink
In the wrong place, now he’s going down.

John Moynes


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