48 thoughts on “De Saturday Papers

  1. Charlie

    “Call to ban rapists from dating apps”. What next!? ‘Call to ban cyclists from approaching traffic lights’

  2. SOQ

    My new band will be called The Tout Popes.

    So far I have the GAA Frilly on a Jazz interpretation of percussion which usually means playing the wrong song, Janet tuning up a bass guitar while thinking she is channelling Mick Karn and myself adding a bit of style and glamour.

    We are a bit low on heterosexual men so someoldqueen1@gmail.com if you feel you can contribute something to this quality Broadsheet endeavour, BYOB and prescription painkillers. In compliance with Irish Water’s GDPR policy, Johnny Keenan has already been successful in his application to be on the panel for consideration as a go go dancer so equal ops but… don’t call us etc.

      1. GiggidyGoo

        Is that the punchline of the joke about the fellow washed up on the desert island, and all he hears for days in incessant thumping of drums? He asks one of the islanders if the drums ever stop, and the islander says – you don’t want that to happen!’

        Why?

        1. Frilly Keane

          Yep’s Organ?

          Ah here
          We could end up like Paul Linda n’ Wings before we even get a gig

          1. SOQ

            Negativity causes cancer Frilly. zaas says my cat Princess Psychopath (Psycho to her friends).so be positive that the BS band will work. And more importantly, mindful that you can be replaced by an emotional drum machine?

            God, drama llama 101.

          2. SOQ

            Negativity causes cancer Frilly. zaas says my cat Princess Psychopath (Psycho to her friends).so be positive that the BS band will work. And more importantly, mindful that you can be replaced by an emotional drum machine?

            God, drama llama 101.

    1. Frilly Keane

      We’re heading for a fall out already OAQ bhoy

      The Pope’s Touts

      Or I’m leaving the band n’ doing a Liam

  3. Ollie Cromwell

    So in conclusion regarding the ” Crying Toddler who shamed Trump ” story.

    – The mother and child were NOT separated
    – The mother had already been deported in 2013
    – Her motives for illegally entering U.S. were economic
    – Father said what she did was “irresponsible”

    And the media lied about the whole thing.

  4. Ollie Cromwell

    Two years ago today Blighty voted to leave the corrupt and dying EU.
    I shall be raising a glass of bubbly to celebrate this historic decision.
    Leo Varadkar and the collection of fools called the Irish government will have a few more years sucking at Merkel’s teat ( if she’s not gone this Autumn ) before the growing populist movements bring the whole edifice crashing down.
    And Ireland will be at the bottom of the rubble left to fend for itself.
    Juncker,Barnier and the rest of the well-upholstered,unelected bunch who decide your lives will be laughing their heads of in well-paid retirement.
    You’re being fooled.
    And not for the first time.

    1. ReproBertie

      Ollie Cromwell’s own little project fear there. Of course the reality is that the longer the omnishambles of Sasamach drags on the more people realise that membership of the EU is a damn fine thing.

      1. Ollie Cromwell

        Strictly speaking ReproBertie the Irish word for Brexit is Breatimeacht as it’s more than England which is leaving.
        And,of course,everyone knows what a Bertie is …

        1. ReproBertie

          Strictly speaking there is no official term but Sasamach has a nice ring to it and so has been adopted by many, including me.

    2. harry

      Well said Ollie
      Our rather governgimp has put their trust in what wants to destroy Britain for daring to leave
      They forget the crash and the likes of trenches who told us burn bond holders and a bomb will go off in Dublin and are being used by the EU and get ready for the hard border
      We are all part of the team they say but 5%of the say
      Many bridges will be burnt on the way and we will suffer far greater than the UK

      1. Ollie Cromwell

        Don’t see her in the White House old cock but show me the video and I’ll happily accept your word.

  5. Gabby

    The Times Ireland is trying to tell us what Young Men really think about sexual consent. It needs to be emphasised that when alcohol has been taken before going somewhere intimate, alcohol interferes with the ability of Young Men and Young Women to do clear thinking about consent.

  6. harry

    So the grim reaper got her doctrine from trinity college and still full of doom and gloom
    Can you imagine if Hillary was elected
    North Korea would be at war with the USA and Russia would be at war with the states
    I remember all her vile insults and war mongering on the run up to the election
    Which were as bad as Obama’s

      1. jimmy

        We have hubs for homeless children and trailer parks next to dumps for travel’ers
        Also direct provision

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