Broadsheet Trailer Park: Destiny

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What you may need to know.

1. Video games have better trailers than movies these days.

2. It’s the new game from the people who brought you Halo.

3. The trailer’s directed by Jon Favreau, who directed Iron Man (2008) & Iron Man 2 (2010). Long way from Swingers (1998), baby!

4. Yes. that’s Giancarlo Esposito, AKA Gus Fring from Breaking Bad. We’re not worthy.

5. Destiny is one of the games coming to the forthcoming XBox One.

6. If you’re a gamer, GEEKGASM. If not, what the what now?

Release Date: TBC

Broadsheet Trailer Park: We’re The Millers (NSFW)

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What you may need to know.

1. Drug dealers = comedy gold.

2. Jason Sudeikis and Jenifer Aniston in her pants scored big in Horrible Bosses (2011). Now they’re BACK!

3. Who is Jason Sudeikis? He’s another Saturday Night Live comic trying to crack movies. He’s also engaged to Olivia Wilde.

4. It’s Ron Swanson!

5. It’s by the director of Dodgeball (2004), our Number One non-Anchorman go to big stupid comedy of the past decade. So we’re there.

Release Date: September

Broadsheet Trailer Park: Last Vegas

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What you may need to know

1. Two Michael Douglas trailers in two days? That’s a lot of Mickey.

2. Woo! it’s The Hangover (2009) with pensioners.

3. Bobby De Niro got a lot of love for his Oscar nominated turn in Silver Linings
Playbook (2012). A one-off? We still can’t believe it’s been 25 years since Midnight Run (1988).

4. Kevin Kline? They should have gotten Crazy Christy Walken in instead.

5. All right, which one of them dies? Past form says its Morgan Freeman, with evens on Kline.

Release Date: November

Broadsheet Trailer Park: Behind The Candelabra

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What you may need to know:

1. After the longest farewell lap this side of Meat Loaf, Steven Soderbergh has officially retired. We hear he’s developing a TV show.

2. Soderbergh’s last movie was produced for cable TV bohemoth HBO. In Europe, it’s getting a cinema release.

3. BTC just premiered at Cannes. The reviews are rapturous.

4. Just a few years ago, Michael Douglas had stage 4 cancer. Now that’s a comeback.

5. The supporting cast includes Dan Aykroyd, Rob Lowe and Singing In The Rain (1952) star Debbie Reynolds.

6. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamon.

Release Date: June 7

Broadsheet Trailer Park: Riddick

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1. File Under: No, Seriously.

2. Vin Diesel is still a movie star.

3. Dungeons & Dragons fan Diesel is using whatever juice the Fast & Furious flicks afford him to complete his trilogy of sci-fi epics, after splendid b-movie Pitch Black (2000) and its disastrous sequel, The Chronicles Of Riddick (2004). We admire his total commitment to Vin.

5. Vin Diesel isn’t his real name. That would be ridiculous. His real name is Des Diesel*.

6. Fast & Furious 6 (2013) is out now. It’s not as bonkers genius as the last one, but worth a trip for the ongoing homo-erotic tension between Vin and The Rock, plus a genuine WTF! moment during the closing credits.

7. Yes, he’s doing a Kojak movie next.

Release Date: September

* joke

Broadsheet Trailer Park: About Time

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What you may need to know:

1. Richard Curtis is back! Back! BACK! And his new Hugh Grant is… Domhnall Gleeson?

2. Domhnall’s 30, but he’d pass for 20 at a pinch.

3. It’s Groundhog Day (1993) meets The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe (2005). Or something. Curtis was definitely inspired by his stint writing for Doctor Who.

4. That said, Bill Nighy… legend. He’s about to do two sequels to his TV spy movie, Page Eight (2011).

5.
Suggested Alternate Title: Time Travel, Actually.

Release Date: September

Broadsheet Trailer Park: Arrested Development Season 4

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What you may need to know

1. The final countdown has begun to the next phase in Netflix’s ongoing experiment to reinvent television viewing – this involves reviving the greatest cult sitcom of them all.

2. If you’ve never seen AD, procure the box-sets immediately. We’re still spotting new gags. Here are 53 you may have missed.

3. Fact: some people will tell you that Arrested Development is overrated. These people are wrong.

4. They’ve been talking up the return of Arrested Development for YEARS; can it possibly live up to impossibly inflated expectations? We’re already doing the chicken dance.

5. And yes, Bob Loblaw is returning.

Release Date: May 26

Broadsheet Trailer Park: The Butler

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What you may need to know.

1. Director Lee Daniels’ last movie featured Nicole Kidman pissing on Zac Efron. How do you top that?

2. By casting Robin Williams as Dwight Eisenhower, John Cusack as Richard Nixon and Alan Rickman as Ronald Reagan

3.
with Jane Fonda as Nancy.

4. And giving Oprah her proper first acting role in fifteen years.

5. Serious Oscar contender and/or future camp classic.

6. Yes, this is a real movie.

Release Date: Winter