When leaving your workplace it’s neat
To give yourself one little treat
Like making a pile
Of Trump’s online bile
And pressing down hard on ‘delete’.
John Moynes
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North Korean leader Kim Jong Un (left) and US president Donald Trump
Trump thinks North Korea is BAD
And finds this incredibly SAD
But this verbal slurry
Will not make Kim worry
He knows that the Donald is MAD
John Moynes
Pics: AFP/Getty
The report on the breath testing stink
Won’t leave the Gardaí in the pink
For every street cop
Knew those at the top
Expected a nod and a wink.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
They’re publishing papers that say
What happened to poor JFK
But some will stay sealed
For fear they might yield
Misadventure by the CIA
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
On a rasher you often will find
A thick strip of crisp tasty rind
But soon we’ll all feast
On a slim GM beast
And leave that rare pleasure behind.
John Moynes
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New Zealand’s National Party ad that breached Eminem’s copyright
If your party is going to choose
A rousing campaign song to use
Then check for yourself
It’s not straight from the shelf
Or you’ll end up in court and you’ll lose.
John Moynes
Enda Kenny leaves Government Buildings on his last day as Taoiseach on June 13
Now Enda has has polished his brand
You can hire him to speak to you and
Enjoy his great wit
The only thing’s it
Will set you back twenty two grand.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Luke ‘Ming’ Flanagan MEP
Poor Ming had to stand up and say
That he somehow cast his vote astray
When he marked his card
For a border that’s hard
Which was not he wanted. No way.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
A huge cave found on moon could house astronauts, scientists claim
If you think we should live on the moon
Here’s some news that you’ll find opportune
They’ve discovered a cave
Which immediately gave
Rise to hopes that we could go back soon.
John Moynes
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Proposed drink-drive legislation will increase rural isolation, say critics
Some blueshirts will not like the news
That the forthcoming vote about booze
Will have a tight whip
From which they can’t slip
And run free to vote how they choose.
John Moynes
Rollingnews