“I am looking forward to cruise the Mediterrean Sea on the Costa Favolosa along with my fans from Europe, the Americas, Africa and Australia! I will be on board throughout the journey and cannot wait to spend unforgettable days with you!”
David Hasselhof – The Official World Fan Cruise
To judge in a gown and a wig
Is a decently rewarded gig
And if you transport
To more than one court
Your expenses can be rather big.
France’s burkini ban has challenged Muslim integration and French secular values
I prefer to speak well of the French
But they’re causing a hideous stench
One’s clothes on the beach
Should be beyond the reach
Of the state. Don’t let fascists retrench.
Brendan O’Carroll as Agnes Brown in Mrs Brown’s Boys
It’s nice to see Mrs Brown’s Boys
Go to Britain and make a big noise
It will brighten your day
In an old fashioned way
And spread its traditional joys.
A bright spark from Clapham called Matt
Went to Kerry and decided that
He’d dress like a priest
And act like a beast
And let the world know he’s a twat.
We live in a wonderful time
For fans of Victorian crime
For now you can see
If your family tree
Has roots that are coated in grime.
Remember, back in July, that
We published a rather odd stat?
Well in the EU
They’re not sure it’s true
So they’re sending some lads for a chat.
Independent TD Danny Healy Rae
That civilised chap, Healy-Rae,
Waves climate change worries away
He’s such a bright spark
He knows Noah’s Ark
Proves we won’t face a global doomsday.
It’s time for us all to bewail
This worrying, heartbreaking tale
The result today comes
For the big test in sums
And twenty percent of them fail.
Pic via Dublin School of Grinds
In a search for the friendliest place
Two Irish towns made a good case
But why can’t you see
The banks of the Lee
On this list? Why it’s such a disgrace.