Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and US president Donald Trump in the Oval Office yesterday
So Leo’s in Washington where
He’s spewing a lot of hot air
Now he says he did harm
To a proposed wind farm
Which lots of folk think was unfair
Pic: The White House
US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson after being sacked yesterday
By Rex I was never inspired
His ideas left much to be desired
Now he and one more
Have been pushed out the door
Is anyone left there unfired?
Muldoon’s is among three pubs in Donconrath, County Meath to close on Good Friday
In Drumconrath the publicans think
That we should have a day without drink
The new law they’ve opposed
But while the pub’s closed
Will they serve with a nod and a wink?
Pic: Meath Chronicle
US President Donald Trump will Meet North Korea’s Kim Jong-un in May
Some great news to start off your day
For Kim and Trump will meet by May
I hope they increase
The chances of peace
And not kick off a nuclear affray
The ‘Largest Gathering of People Dressed as Leprechauns’ in Dublin, 2011
Have you heard that a certain TD
Has asserted that you’ll never see
A real leprechaun
Standing proud on your lawn?
Take a guess who this TD might be.
French President Emmanuel Macron is a wine connoisseur
Macron says he reckons it’s fine
To guzzle a big glass of wine
As he’s eating a meal
But some doctors feel
The effects could be less than benign.
There is little evidence linking back pain with slouching or bad posture
If ever you’re told by a quack
That the way to avoid a sore back
Is never to slouch
When you sit on a couch
Don’t listen, just give him a smack
Pic: The Back Dr.
UK Prime Minsiter Theresa May with European Council President Donald Tusk in Downing Street yesterday.
At long last Prime Minister May
Will outline just how the UK
Will drive off a cliff
The question is if
She’s finally chosen a way.
Some of Liam Gallagher’s tweets to his 2.8million followers yesterday
Liam Gallagher isn’t impressed
By Noel, who he thinks is a pest
But bad as things are
Is it going too far
To say that he’s like Frederick West?
Chinese officials have reportedly banned the English letter “N” from the internet in a crackdown on online criticism of President Xi Jinping’s move to become leader for life
In China the poor letter N
Can only be written by pen
But in time we’ll see
If President Xi
Will allow its use online again