Category Archives: Internet Will Eat Itself


Three months ago, on the QT, tabby cat Nutmeg celebrated his 31st birthday, and rather than give up on his dreams and get a real job, he’s still lounging around at home on the shelf.

Nutmeg, who had a stroke last year, is a contender for world’s oldest cat,. His owners Liz and Ian Finlay claim he was about five years old when he showed up in their backyard in 1990.

Verifying it for Guinness World Records is proving a mite tricky, but it’s in the works.

If he’s not spoofing, Nutmeg beats out the current verifiable title-holder Corduroy, a kittenish 26 years old.

He’s aged very well, in fairness:



World’s Oldest Cat is 31 – Bored Panda

Ah here.

By Mick Flavin

HSE hires food blogger and other social media experts (Irish Times)




Flavin unfollowed by Harbo this afternoon.

A guy on Whatsapp writes:

If you go to Google translate EN>DE page and type in “a bad day for Europe” it outputs “a good day for Europe” in German. Not sure if its an AI source material scanning mistake or an easter egg from a rogue Google coder but it’s pretty odd – any other “a bad day for…” sentence gives the right translation.


Thanks Derek

Google Translate

We are definitely not.

*checks Doritos bag for crumbs*




With delights such as korma, lasagne, sweet and sour Chinese and gnocci (pic 2), the Dimly Lit Meals For One Tumblr presents pictures of meals that, quite frankly, look exactly like big plates of vomNOMNOMNOM.

Thanks Ruth!


Youtube brainbox (and redditor) C.G.P. Grey explains all you need to know about the front page of the internet.

You probably saw it already on Reddit though.

Previously: Vatican City 101