Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day

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US President Donald Trump at a rally in Nashville, Tennessee yesterday

The fate of a nation’s healthcare
Is suddenly up in the air
They can’t reach accord
And the president’s bored
It’s all gone the shape of a pear.

John Moynes

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Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (including Imposters, above), is currently being crowdfunded.

You can support John’s work here.

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Garda Reservists in Templemore College, County Tipperary in 2014

Do you like to dress up in blue
And tell normal folk what to do?
Well if you’ve got the nerve
For the Garda Reserve
Then all of your dreams can come true.

John Moynes

Rollingnews

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Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.

You can support John’s work here.

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Ceann Comhairle Seán Ó’Fearghaíl

A TD who’s no fashion plate
Is a menace to our little state
The lack of a tie
Makes the simple folk cry
We need pinstripes to make Ireland great.

John Moynes

RTÉ/Rollingnews

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Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.

You can support John’s work here.

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Met Éireann would like you know
It’s about to turn freezing and so
Watch your step on the ice
For a fall’s never nice
And don’t drive too fast in the snow.

John Moynes

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Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.

You can support John’s work here.

File Photo Fine Gael Leadership Crisis. It was highly significant that the two leading contenders to replace Mr Kenny,ÊSimon Coveney and Mr Varadkar, both addressed a meeting with an almost identical message. It was a simple and direct one: the party needed to be ready for anÊelection from now on. End.17/2/2010 Young Fine Gael Jobs Campaign launch. Fine Gael Leader Enda Kenny T.D., Leo Varadkar T.D., right, and Simon Coveney T.D., on the way to launching the Young Fine Gael's 'Working to Get You Working' campaign today (17/2/2010) outside the Dail. The campaign is aimed at pressuring the Government to implement Fine Gael's plan to get 30,000 young people off the Live Register this year. Photo. Mark Stedman/RollingNews.ie

Taoiseach Enda Kenny with Leo Varadkar (right( and Simon Coveney

Simon and Leo both say
That they’re not expecting delay
But both men must wait
To find out their fate
As Enda still won’t name the day.

John Moynes

Sam Boal/Rollingnews

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Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.

You can support John’s work here.

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The whole system’s starting to creak
Beneath the great orange skinned freak
A court stopped his ban
Which enrages a man
Who thinks human rights make him look weak.

John Moynes

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Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.

You can support John’s work here.

dropped-food

A scientist from a big school
Has said he supports the old rule
If food’s on the floor
For five seconds, no more
Then eat it. Don’t worry. It’s cool.

John Moynes

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Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.

You can support John’s work here.

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The Taoiseach has had to explain
Why won’t bring his shamrock by plane
A wee bit of snow
Means that plan’s a no-go
So he’ll have to make do with a train.

John Moynes

Pic: BBC

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Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.

You can support John’s work here.

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Some TV Producers have said
That a ginger pop singer called Ed
Will appear on their show
Which means, we all know
He’ll once more get stabbed in the head.

John Moynes

Montage: BBC

Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes, is currently being crowdfunded. You can support John’s work here.