Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day

This winter the government choose
To whack up the price of cheap booze
If you like good wine
Then everything’s fine
But fans of cheap lager will lose.

John Moynes

Rollingnews

If you’re loaded perhaps you should go
To the website of Tiffany & Co
And your Christmas stocking
Could contain something shocking
A three hundred dollar yo-yo

John Moynes

Pic Tiffany & Co

Juli Briskman was fired by her employer after flipping off Trump’s motorcade.

An American woman was seen
Disrespecting the Trump limousine
When her firm saw the pics
They acted like pricks
And flushed her job down the latrine.

John Moynes

Pic: AFP

Sinn Féin President Gerry Adams (left) with Mary Lou McDonald TD and Pearse Doherty TD

It’s time for the Shinners to choose
Between two incompatible views
They’ve been on the fence
For too long and hence
It’s a showdown they cannot refuse.

John Moynes

Rollingnews

When leaving your workplace it’s neat
To give yourself one little treat
Like making a pile
Of Trump’s online bile
And pressing down hard on ‘delete’.

John Moynes

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un (left) and US president Donald Trump 

Trump thinks North Korea is BAD
And finds this incredibly SAD
But this verbal slurry
Will not make Kim worry
He knows that the Donald is MAD

John Moynes

Pics: AFP/Getty

The report on the breath testing stink
Won’t leave the Gardaí in the pink
For every street cop
Knew those at the top
Expected a nod and a wink.

John Moynes

Rollingnews

They’re publishing papers that say
What happened to poor JFK
But some will stay sealed
For fear they might yield
Misadventure by the CIA

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

On a rasher you often will find
A thick strip of crisp tasty rind
But soon we’ll all feast
On a slim GM beast
And leave that rare pleasure behind.

John Moynes

Shutterstock

 

New Zealand’s National Party ad that breached Eminem’s copyright

If your party is going to choose
A rousing campaign song to use
Then check for yourself
It’s not straight from the shelf
Or you’ll end up in court and you’ll lose.

John Moynes