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Mysterious Sculpture 2 all ancient_spaceship Secret place Mystery Mysterious SculptureThe work of graphic artist Tomasz Strzałkowski, who has created imagery for a number of video games including Gears Of War and Bulletstorm – while highly reminiscent of the work of HR Giger – is nonetheless rather excellent in a similarly hellish xeno-industrialist fashion.

Strzałkowski explains his work and inspiration here in an interview with EverMotion.


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