The top pic there.
That’s you crushing it at the gym.
zefrank returns to the world of zoology with true facts about the fraawwg.
Imagine sneezing, but through your entire body.
That is how a frog do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRgktzRvZ0
Youtuber RoltonB (with no mention of how the frog *cough* got there in the first place) sez:
Never seen nothing like this before. The video was shot entirely fortuitously. The frog is OK. There is no nails, no glue, animal abuse, etc. Later, she jumped off the bench and galloped away to the water.
He/she seems happy enough though. Contemplative. Perhaps even fixin’ to go a-courtin’.