The Mini Moke Amphibie Lazareth – an amphibious golfcart that will do 90km/h on land and 7 knots in the water.
Yours for an adorable €42,000.
Road (and water tested here by Harry Metcalfe of Evo magazine, the vehicle has a top land speed of 120mph, does 0-60 in 8 seconds and will handle almost any terrain it encounters.
It’s a noisy cuss, but you’d probably want that.
You may not have the tight physique and chiseled good looks of your youth but, hey – chin up big guy – things aren’t so bad. If you have $170,000 to spare, US manufacturer Watercar has the chick magnet for you.
Phyton: the world’s fastest custom-made amphibious vehicle: 0 to 60 in 4.5 seconds on land and a speedboat-shaming 60mph on water.
Now get out there and get your Hef on, you dog.
The video above is based on a true story.