The Book of The Film Of The Play Of The Novel
Matt tweetz:
Best book title ever.
Matt tweetz:
Best book title ever.
YouTuber Dan Sorkowitz sez of this spectacular Pavlovian role-reversal:
I trained my cat to ring a bell for treats. Now, when he wants treats, he will lay down in front of the bell and ask his servant_me to give him..When he gets full, [keep watching] he will push the bell away, and clean his paws.


So you’ve debased the dog. Now for the cat.
*chainmail gloves on*
Faux fur manes, available here in a range of outré styles and colours.
For cats who don’t already hate you enough.
‘You can keep your nasty drug paraphernalia.
And I’m fairly sure there was no cash in that wallet.’