This morning.
The mysterious White Lady Christmas decorations are BACK!
Finally.
Fergus O’Neill writes:
The mysterious ‘Lady on the Rock’ is a mysterious mystery that has beguiled Dubliners for centuries. Some say she protects your windows from the bad juju. Others insist she is made from solid cocaine* and if you touch her on the way out the door and cross yourself 3 times a protective shield of invincibility will enshroud you. She may even protect you from evil spells & new variants**
Cast in fine plaster. The lady comes with a red ribbon to hang her from your tree or why don’t you just place the mini white lady on top of your computer. Ideal for Windows. Get yours now while STOCKS LAST!
White Lady Christmas Decoration (GrandGrand)
Irish-made stocking fillers to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘Irish-Made Stocking Fillers’. No fee.
* not made from cocaine.
** protection from spells (evil & benevolent) wanes immediately after purchase.