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In  the late ’90s, when the SNES ruled the world and Bill and Hillary lived at the White House, Japanese publishing house Kaneko commissioned a side-scroller for the US market, based on the exploits of Socks – the First Cat incumbent.

Taking potshots at political figures across the spectrum, Socks the Cat Rocks The Hill was well received but short-lived. Just before the game’s release, Kaneko closed its US operation, leaving developers in the lurch and the game relegated to YouTube clips and forum discussions.

Now, with Hillary destined for the White House and Clintonesque in-jokes more relevant than ever, the developers have apparently regained the rights.

Currently past the $15,000 mark on Kickstarter, the idea is to finish and reissue the game for modern systems. The funding deadline closes on November 8th.


Will We Finally Get To Play Socks The Cat (Retro Gamer)


This year’s Football Manager game (TAFKA Championship Manager, lapsed fans) will simulate Brexit in the transfer market.

Providing players with three perspective scenarios as time rolls on, the in-game economy will either have a soft Brexit, with free movement of players and staff around the EU; an exemption made for sportspeople similar to entertainers; or a hard Brexit that restricts movement of players and staff.

Says creator Miles Jacobson:

“We usually try and keep politics out of the game because nobody wants it rammed down their throat.

“But we were left with an interesting situation this year when the people of Britain voted to leave the EU and it wouldn’t have felt right to leave that out. It’s something we had to reflect in the game.

“So we sat down with the research guys and started to plan how we might put it in.”

Brexit is simulated in Football Manager 2017, and it’s going to make the game harder than ever


Yesterday saw Sony reveal long-rumoured hardware updates to its ridiculously successful PlayStation 4 console at their #PlayStationMeeting event in New York, after a solid year of conjecture.

To say it’s been roundly negatively received is an understatement, as hardcore gamers object even more strenuously than usual to being taken for eejits.

$300 gets you a slimmed-down version of the current hardware, while $400 gets you a slightly shinier box with (partial) 4K compatibility among other perks.

PS4 hovers just outside the top 10 best-selling videogame consoles of all time, approaching the lofty heights of Nintendo’s records for the NES and Wii machines, and even its own industry-defining efforts with their first two boxes.

All this in three or so years, completely wiping the floor with Microsoft’s tempestuously-launched XBox One and Nintendo’s unfairly-ignored Wii U in the home-console marketplace.

Sony’s move here leaves us with a small few questions, like what they’ll do with the preponderance of “old” PS4 stock to be had (any surplus units can of course be sent to Karl’s den the Broadsheet office to be given a good home)?

Why should anyone subsequently pay up for the newly-repackaged PS4 Slim when it just does what the “old” box did without a price cut, and why does this PS4 Pro, a machine aimed at adopters of Ultra HD/4K tellies, not support 4K Blu-ray movies?

But these are small fry compared to the overall question: what, precisely, are Sony and Microsoft (whose XBox One is also getting a steroid injection next year) playing at?

This whole situation, console companies on the pig’s back and blind to their own failings, should be familiar news to any gamer or tech hack of the last three decades, because right up until this generation, the following story has been wheeled out any time a games journo has needed a lazy cautionary tale…


In the nineties, it’s safe to say that Japanese/American outfit Sega were the men who would be kings of the vidya roost.

Having placed Master Systems in every Toymaster and Quinnsworth in the land in the late eighties, their massively-successful Megadrive console (above) was the must-have item of an entire generation, recovering from a slow 1989 launch to claim a place under tellies worldwide off the back of Sonic the Hedgehog.

So, when talk of the next generation of consoles began, the pressure was on Sega to succeed, and their Japanese division began developing hardware that would lead the company into the new millennium, Sega Saturn, now a cult classic.

The American division was not so thrilled about the rapidity of expansion, however, as after a hard sell, the Megadrive finally had a massive user base on which to capitalise.

But with Sony’s upcoming PlayStation seemingly arriving from the future in glorious 3D and upsetting the natural order of the games market, the decision was taken in Sega of America to bump up the Megadrive’s specs and satisfy existing console owners at the same time, while Sega of Japan worked on the real successor…


…the result was the 32X (above), a supremely ill-advised expansion that clipped into the cartridge port of the Megadrive, and ran games designed exclusively for itself, rather than beefing up older games.

The privilege would set gamers back another $200, on top of the cost of their existing machine, and in a few truly unfortunate cases, would also need the similarly-greedy (and near-defunct) Mega CD drive, another $200.

All of which, when stacked atop each other, needed separate plugs in the wall for each component. Separate versions of certain games were released, and there were one or two rather underwhelming exclusives, but as talk of the next games generation proper became announcements, deals and reveals, the expansion quickly disappeared into the ether, along with new titles, lining bargain buckets within months.

Early adopters were furious, casual consumers and parents were confused as to whether the Saturn or 32X was the next big thing, and the whole kerfuffle cost Sega untold amounts of momentum right at the worst possible time.

Later that year at E3, Sega, looking to bounce back from all this stupidity, made the surprise announcement that their next-gen Saturn would be on sale immediately for $399.

It was rushed out overnight as market exclusives to big chains, much to the fury of other stockists, who then refused to pick up the machine and its paltry line-up of available games.

The same evening, Sony delivered the blow that would ultimately finish Sega’s console racket off, cutting the announced price of their new PlayStation by a hundred dollars to $299 in a succinct keynote speech.

The Saturn was a great console with a solid library of games that remains a favourite of core gamers to this day.

But it had its head cut off early by the aforementioned boardroom fumbling, exacerbated by both the disappearance of a Sonic the Hedgehog sequel intended to bring in casual gamers and kids, and the rush announcement two years later of its similarly-doomed successor, the Dreamcast,.

The Dreamcast would eat it by 2000, and Sega ceased home hardware development the following year, while Sony’s PlayStation 2 became the biggest-selling games console in history.

The fall of Sega to this day is a lesson to hardware manufacturers across all sectors, mostly in the virtues of temperance and patience at the top.

A successful company gets a bit big for its britches and expects the audience to stump up again for a half-concocted expansion/repackage, midway through the current hardware cycle, off of brand recognition and awkward lurches into new technology the hardware can barely manage.

Sounds familiar, alright.


Hey Ewe.

The farm-based game everyone is talking about.

The first title from Dublin’s Rocket Rainbow (in partnership with Worms creators Team17).

Hay Ewe is an iOS game that challenges you to help Matilda, the titular female sheep, navigate puzzles in order to collect various items and round up a group of stubborn lambs.

Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad, Hay Ewe is available now on the App Store for $4.99, with no in-app purchases.

BUT We have FIVE free tokens to giveaway:

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Hey Ewe reviews welcome below.

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Rocket Rainbow

Previously: Ewe May Like This


Hey Ewe.

An Irish-made epic sheep puzzle game.

Worth shearing.

JP Vaughan of Rocket Rainbow writes;

“I’m one of the developers on Hay Ewe and wanted to let you know about its global release on the AppStore Tomorrow [Thursday, October9].
It’s being published in partnership with UK publishing veteran Team17 Ltd, the guys who made Worms, and is the first title from Rocket Rainbow.
We’re a very small Irish game developer that began life after the US company, PopCap, closed its Dublin studio back in September 2012. There’s not many games development jobs in Ireland, PopCap was the largest when it was here employing 96 people, so we had to choose between going abroad or doing it ourselves. Thankfully we went with the latter and although it has been Lidl noodles and little pay for the past year and a half, we are still delighted with the decision. It would be great if you got the word out.”

Rocket Rainbow

Hay Ewe released for iOS this week! (Gamasutra)


Parts one and two of the Tropes Vs Women in Video Games series – a Kickstarter funded educational video project exploring one of the most prevalent gender-stereotyping clichés of gaming. Of the just-released episode 2, Anita Sarkeesian sez:

In this installment we look at “dark and edgy” side of the trope in more modern games and how the plot device is often used in conjunction with graphic depictions of violence against women. Over the past decade we’ve seen developers try to spice up the old Damsel in Distress cliche by combining it with other tropes involving victimized women including the disposable woman, the mercy killing and the woman in the refrigerator.

The who in the whatnow?

Certain angry men don’t want you to watch this.