Swap them back.
For pity’s sake, swap them back.
In the waiting room at the National Maternity Hospital.
A tiny Tuskan Raider riding a pug dressed as a Bantha.
Right up there with Thor, Hedgehog Of Thunder.
Don’t judge him till you have walked a mile in his tabby-toes.
Kirsten Andrew (aka Star Wars Chick) transforms her pug Chubbs into a Hoth Wampa.
Because that’s what Star Wars fans do.
Thank you for your attention.
Actually no, it’s rabies.
Also, stop looking at my willy.
You there, stop sniggering. This is just plain wrong.