SpiderMam, SpiderMam, Makes a dinner, In a pan, “How was school?” “It was fine” “Who is bullying You this time?” I care ‘Cos I’m a SpiderMam
— Rob Stears (@RobStears) September 11, 2014
SpiderDad SpiderDad Withholds allowance When I’ve been bad He screams at A tv Car is scratched He blames me When I grow I’ll be a SpiderDad — Rob Stears (@RobStears) September 11, 2014
SpiderBoss SpiderBoss Ur nana died He won’t give a toss At ur desk By half eight He’ll lose his shit If ur late A prick He is a SpiderBoss
— Rob Stears (@RobStears) September 11, 2014
Previously: Déjà News