Modified Air Jordans, customised by FreakerSneaks, complete with authentic d-pad and face buttons.
(insert blowing-on-cartridge gag)
One of many such offers currently on Adverts.ie.
(Thanks Simon O’Doherty)
In lane 3: Ilmari Koppinen from Finland (b. January 1918).
In lane 4: Emiel Pauwels from Belgium (b. December 1918)
Who ya got?
That’s right. They’re Boba Fett themed runners. And they come in a blister-pack. Which, being a true Star Wars fanboy/fangirl, you’ll never open.
More degenerate footwear here.
A matching backpack, perhaps?