You know, a household with money’s a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it.
(Heh heh heh… mule)
The name’s Coughlan, Aidan Coughlan, and I come before you good people today with a sofa. Probably the greatest – actually, it’s not for you. It’s more of a… Shelbyville sofa.
What’s that? You’re twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville?
Well alright. I’ll tell you what I’ll do: I’ll show you my idea. I give you… the Ballinteer Recliner!
I’ve sold recliner sofas to Dundrum, Leopardstown and Carrickmines and by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there’s nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide reclinified, three-seater sofa.
What’s it called?
Recliner sofa
What’s it called?
Recliner sofa
That’s right!Recliner sofa
Recliner sofa
Recliner sofa
Recliner sofaI’m tired in my legs and back
– Then pull the lever and ease right back!
You rhymed the same word twice just there
– I’m sorry, but I do not care.What about that green single-seater?
– It’s free if you want it, you exhaustion-cheater!
Is there a chance that you’d deliver?
– It’s collection only, so no, not a sliver.How will I fit it through my door?
– It’s detachable, and ‘cos of this and more,
I swear it’s Ballinteer’s only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voiceRecliner sofa!
What’s it called?
Recliner sofa!
Once again
Recliner sofa!But the bedroom still needs renovation
Sorry, Mom; can’t ignore this sensation!Recliner sofa!
Recliner sofa!
Recliner sofaaaaaa!RECLINER SOFA!
Yikes.
Blueswannabe writes:
Genius ad in fairness!
Genuine, Bona Fide Reclinified, Three-Seater Sofa (Done Deal)