A replica of the original 23rd century Star Trek communicator ($40 plus shipping from Thinkgeek) complete with lights, beeps and voiceclips but no orbiting starship to which you can be beamed to avoid a hiding, having activated the device in public.
Pixeltrek is a part video game, part pixelgraphic simulation of the late 24th century Boldly-Gomobile wherein you can visit familiar (adorably detailed) locations and parts of the ship not featured in the TNG series, including the jacks.
Warning: If you’re any class of a Trekkie, long range scans detect a huge temporal productivity vortex.
Bray, Co Wicklow this evening.
‘Bones’ gets his transfers.
Thanks John P Muldoon