Just letting yous know my brother has a birthmark that’s the exact shape of Ireland.
Publishers New Island inform us they have an entire basement of unsold copies a small number of copies left of classic, pareidolia-based best-seller The Broadsheet Book Of Unspecified Things That Look Like Ireland in their storeroom.
New Island suggest: “Come get them or we bin them” “They would make the perfect stocking-filler.”
Bog oak from Mayo/Galway boarder bog, similar shape to a rough map of Ireland and may be of use for slicing and display, jewellery display, shop use or wood turning, sculpture, etc.
(Natural Hole where Kilkenny is) :)