Gulp.
Yesterday.
Ireland AM on swabbing and masking children’s toys this Christmas.
You can’t be too careful.
Gulp.
Yesterday.
Ireland AM on swabbing and masking children’s toys this Christmas.
You can’t be too careful.
Playskool Unveils Vaccinate Me Elmo Doll
Do you want your kid vaccinated? Then get the Vaccinate Me Elmo Doll and terrify your kid to a safer tomorrow.
Watch on Youtube ▶️ https://t.co/kYp5ZkK1Sh pic.twitter.com/c7iobLKTQy
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 10, 2021
This morning.
They’re kidding.
Or are they?
They are obviously kidding.
We may never know.
We do know. Stop it.
Alternatively…
Ahead of the game.
Last year’s Late Late Toy Show.
Ireland 2020 where alcohol is an essential item allowed on sale but kids clothes or toys aren’t 🤦🏼♂️
What are we becoming? pic.twitter.com/uqdnrHTf79
— Alan O’Reilly (@saloreilly) October 27, 2020
Anyone?
Hic.
Meanwhile…
According to the former Prime Minister Leo Varadkar, now the Minister for Enterprise, Trade and Employment (although he seems to be firmly opposed to all three) this is vital to stop ‘unfair’ competition. The police – to show they are determined to get tough on anyone taking advantage of the crisis by, say, selling children’s toys or books – were reported to be out in force this weekend to ensure compliance.
But hold on. This is completely crazy. For the moment, let us leave aside the issue of whether it is a slight overreaction to a virus which, while infections are rising, killed
between zero and thirteen people a day over the last month in Ireland. Let’s leave aside as well how complex it will make the border with Northern Ireland – given that presumably anyone from the Republic will be able to drive across the border to buy garden equipment or a new T-shirt (I hope someone has broken the news to Michel Barnier so he can work out what the heck that means for the backstop). The important point is this: it has turned into a terrifying abuse of government power.
Ireland’s lockdown war on the economy (Matthew Lyn, The Spectator)
They’ll need to be at least twice that size.
Rob Loughlin writes:
Get creative and make yourself some models of vehicles from the Dublin Fire Brigade and National Ambulance Service. You can print [at link below] at home, cut out, and create!
Instructions here
This morning.
Undisclosed location.
Áine O’Beirne writes
Nephews have taken most of my toys hence why the parade is so short…My brother is wondering about the lack of 2 metre distancing…
Meanwhile...
No #StPatricksDay parades today due to #CoronavirusOutbreak
We decided to try & cheer you all up with our very own #FarmParade for #LaFheilePadraig
Where ever you are in the world today, tweet us a photo of you with your Irish Flag 🇮🇪 #FutureofFarming #RTEVirtualParade pic.twitter.com/hZFTwvn8A1
— Peter hynes🐄🇮🇪 #TeamHynes (@Peterhynes15) March 17, 2020
Meanwhile..
Isolation parade- my kitchen table!
No standing in wind and rain this year… toasty! Hope it makes you smile :)
Music Iarla Dunford#stpatricksday2020#stpatricksdayireland#selfisolation#stayhome#coronavirus#coronaireland#socialdistance#workingfromhome#covidireland pic.twitter.com/jBCmCOIyov— Sui Mindfulness (@SuiMindfulness) March 16, 2020
Mmf.
UPDATE:
I absolutely love this country sometimes. You can’t dampen the spirit of the people. pic.twitter.com/T894BkVjwf
— jo (@duawheelie) March 17, 2020
This afternoon.
In Rathfarnham, Dublin.
UPDATE:
https://twitter.com/jgerardwall/status/1239909568337055744
UPDATE:
Our family St Patricks Day Parade out side Áras an Uachtaráin Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh. ☘️🇮🇪💚 #RTEVirtualParade #LaFheilePadraig #StPatricksDay2020 pic.twitter.com/ijnT2xSeCZ
— Eamon White (@whitebhoy) March 17, 2020
UPDATE:
This is art pic.twitter.com/0xLmuUlAkJ
— Motherfoclóir: Laura 👱🏼♀️🎧 (@Motherfocloir) March 17, 2020
UPDATE:
#RTEVirtualParade pic.twitter.com/wEFtENb1VQ
— Cllr Shane P O’Reilly-Cavan (@cccshanep) March 17, 2020
Sheikh Yahbooti writes:
All I wanted was a canoe, found the basis of a kids’ Schwarzenegger movie…
From a collection of ten toys of unimaginable ghastliness scoured from the web by Funny Or Die.
Maymo the Lemon Beagle takes on a small army of robots.
Who ya got?
More beagle action? Watch him kill a big bag of ice.