Things You Didn’t Know About The Duck

12:54 pm April 22, 2013 Chompsky

There’s nothing zefrank can tell you about the duck that you didn’t already know.

The whole ‘nine inch long corkscrew shaped penis’ thing. You already knew that.

Move on, there’s nothing for you here.

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Things You Didn’t Know About The Sea Pig

11:31 am April 16, 2013 Chompsky

zefrank on the cucumber that doesn’t really look like a pig.

Or a cucumber.

But breathes through its anus.

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Things You Didn’t Know About The Naked Mole Rat

9:30 am April 1, 2013 Chompsky

zefrank (in association with the BBC’s Earth Unplugged channel) presents true facts about the subterranean rodent that looks ‘like a little sausage encased in testicle skin’.

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Things You Didn’t Know About The Dung Beetle

9:00 am March 16, 2013 Chompsky

zefrank presents true facts about a creature that survives by eating the faces of other animals, probably.

No really, stick with it – there are kittens.

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Animation: Doomed: A Biological Cartoon

2:36 pm March 4, 2013 Chompsky

By Guillermo Garcia of Spanish production company Studio El Senor, who describes it as:

…the failures of the natural selection. A set of strange creatures whose instincts instead of focusing on survival seem doomed them to an absurd and comic extinction, in the presence of the astonished gaze of the narrator.
This is also the story of the relationship between these creatures and its Narrator. The character of the Narrator was a documentary star, but unfortunately for him, the good times are over and he is forced to accept this strange documentary, which he considered far below its potential.

Oddly, the excellent narrator is not credited on the video.

It’s Dublin actor, Denis Rafter.

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Things You Didn’t Know About The Chameleon

4:34 pm February 26, 2013 Chompsky

zefrank breaks down some true facts about the Shameelyown – the reptile that finds it hard to disguise when it’s no longer paying any attention to you.

Previously: Things You Didn’t Know About The Mantis

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Things You Didn’t Know About The Land Snail

1:00 pm February 14, 2013 Chompsky

An erotically charged, mucus-drenched St Valentine’s Day true fact-learning special from zefrank. The landsnail – kinky but restrained – because ‘even if all the junk is right there in your face, it’s not nice to laugh’.

You’ll see.

Previously: Things You Didn’t Know About The Tarsier

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WTF, Evolution?

9:30 am February 9, 2013 Susie Phillips

A mere smattering of the delights on offer at the WTF, Evolution? Tumblr, wherein wonders of nature are presented for your delectation and disgust.