Grainne Seoige, GMTV-bound, mind-altering beauty and, let’s be clear, recession-turncoat, threw RTE a bone yesterday. But no sooner had she promoted auditions for the All Ireland Talent Show in (Ha!) Montrose than she was being whisked off in a big car for a posh lunch somewhere expensive. With English telly people, probably. It’s far from that she was reared. That’s for sure. Oh yes indeed.

Fuck. 

She’s never coming back, is she?