O’Leary: “Why Does A Plane Need Two Wings?”

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Only kidding.

He actually asked: “Why does every plane have two pilots?”

To which you might reasonably splutter: “WTF? What the…How the? What if?”

Stop worrying.

Michael has a plan.

“One member of the cabin crew on all Ryanair flights would be trained to land a plane. If the pilot has an emergency, he rings the bell, he calls her in. She could take over.”

Yes. We’re all going to die.

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