Ding Dong Denny O’Reilly skilfully avoids double-meanings in this soaring ballad for ‘Queen David’.

It possibly needs a little Luka Bloom.

When they had money to loan.

Now he’s boss of the whole racket naturellement.

Richie Boucher, at the bank’s AGM in O’Reilly Hall, UCD Complex, Dublin 4, this afternoon.

Meet his fan club:

Raging.

And yet rageful about something different to the rest of us.

They’re shareholders voluntarily

Bank Of Ireland Bosses Face Barrage Of Anger And Eggs (Lisa O’Carroll, Guardian)

Earlier: The Egg Man Cometh

(Eamonn Farrell/Photocall Ireland)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJpv2aYf6F4&feature=youtu.be

Two Tipp teenagers, one from Two-Mile Borris, tell us how the local ‘kids’ are taking the news that they will now grow up in the shadow of a big, dumb white elephant with a veritable Monte Carlo on their doorsteps.

They grow ’em young in North Tipp that’s for shizzle.

And by ‘winning’ we mean ‘getting fired from a movie called Mansion of Blood’.

Gary Busey Fired From Film For Improper Conduct (Digital Spy)

In respect for the legacy of a true patriot we shall refrain from pointing out the very portly typo.

We all parodied.

Canvaz

Dalkey Book Festival

Yes.

The Body & Soul Festival in Westmeath.

More hipsters than you can shake a vintage walking cane at.

More girls called Popsy than you ever thought possible.

Drive-by face paintings, Bikram yoga, far-out tree sculptures.

Ewok on ketamine.

Body and Soul Festival Line-Up

(Kidding! No one from this parish, esp Bodger, is going down “the K-hole” for a very, very long time)

A map? A map of Body & Soul, you say?

Drawn as if by a teenager with OCD?

Coming right up (we’ll be ‘hangin” in the Bog Village most of the weekend, by the by):