Speaking Suppers; We Have A Winner

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Runners-up:

Roses are occasionally red,
violets tend to be blue,
sugar is somewhat on the flavourable side,
and when the mood takes so are you. (Peter Kearney)

Roses are occasionally red,
violets tend to be blue,
When you open up Photoshop, and mess with the hue. (Colin)

Roses are occasionally red,
violets tend to be blue…
I’m 75th generation neolithic, ugh; me, you. (Continuity Jay- Z)

Roses are occasionally red,
violets tend to be blue,
I have a knife,

Get in the van. (Stalker)

Roses are occasionally red,
violets tend to be blue,
Sometimes when I equivocate, I’ve been known to think of you. (Nigel)

And the winner?

Roses are occasionally red,
violets tend to be blue,
I broke up with you last Friday
So no card for you. (Sneville)

Previously; Win A Candlelit Dinner With 40 Strangers