“Equally, even a well educated Chinese person would probably be unable to name a single Irish person, living or dead, So – if only briefly – pity the unfortunate people in the Chinese department of foreign Affairs who were saddled with the job of planning Mr Xi’s trip here. (He’s going where next? What? To Irand. Oh phuk me. Wong, where the phuk is that?).”

Irand?

Really?

Troll extraordinaire Kevin Myers’ Irish Independent column today (not available online yet).