Priest [Father Martin McVeigh, above] attaches USB stick to laptop to give presentation to parents [of children at a primary school in County Tyrone] for Holy Communion. Laptop auto loads memory stick which shows gay porn images. Priest removes USB stick and runs out of room.
“Twenty minutes later he returned, he continued with the meeting and wrapped up by saying that the children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church.”
What a recovery!