The Greatest Ceramic Kitchen Knife Infomercial Narration You’ll Hear Today

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FntD3KgIaY#!

Come for the maw-tay intencey-tay, stay for the tuff-nayce.

You may even watch the whole thing. We did. A Reddit commenter sums up the audio thus:

It sounds like a melting radio.

reddit/highdefinite