Some good news for the old fourth estate,
To distract them from Leveson’s fate,
Let the punters consume,
All the news from the womb,
As they wait for young Kate to dilate.
Unless you think you can do better?
Yes, it’s a Tuesday Interminable Royal Maternity ‘Rick Off.
Lines close at
Winning Limerick revealed at 5.15pm.
UPDATE: The ‘rick judged best is:
There was a young woman called Kate
She thought it was something she ate
that made her feel ill
but no, it was Will
Who’d implanted a new head of state