Christmas In Kent

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Kay McLeod writes:

Dear Broadsheet,

There’s a poster for this someone’s put up in my workplace. Confuses me every time I see it. Raises so many questions! Are those real tattoos? Aren’t pantomimes really hard work? He’s lovely actually, isn’t he? And also: how did this come about? What is this? Where am I?

(Pix: Simon Cossens)