So twitter went mad when the Pope,
Announced that he’s too tired to cope,
Amidst fury and thunder,
Some people did wonder,
Will the next guy be liberal? Nope.

John Moynes

Can you do better?

Oh yes, it’s a Tuesday white-smokin’, fresh Pontiff ‘rick off.

But only if you think you Vaitican…

All Limericks by 1pm.

(RAI)

Update: The winner:

There was an old German called Ben
Chief spokesman for God among men
He prayed night & day
And dressed VERY gay
But for Ben? men on men? verboten!

Perry Throne

Thanks all.

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